Horror: "Just end it for me, Bones, please." ~ "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a killer."
Comedy: "Why is there a tribble in your pants, Jim?" ~ "You don't wanna know."
Western: "This starship ain't big enough for the both of us." ~ No one ever told Bones or Jim that they couldn't play cowboys on the bridge.
Action: "I'll take the guy on the left, you get the one on the right--scratch that, Spock, already got them both." ~ "Bastard."
Adventure: "I can't believe you talked me into this!" ~ "Wouldn't you rather be skydiving than working in sick bay?"
Romance: "Please don't ever leave me." ~ "I wouldn't want to."
Friendship: "You won't tell anyone about this, right?" ~ Bones rolled his eyes as he extracted the splinter from Jim's behind.
Tragedy: "He's dead, Jim." ~ "That's ok, he's only a red shirt!"