Okay, so…SEDDIE IS AMAZING! Nowadays, I'm pretty acquainted with how fan fiction and shipping works. But back then, when I came here two years ago, just some eleven year old kid who knew nothing about fan fiction or ships, I found my very first OTP, Seddie.
I was obsessed, for cereal. Then I dropped it (for like, two seconds) then I got back into it. But I realized I hadn't even written a story for one of my first and (one of my) favorite ship(s). That's just wrong, so I decided I shall write it now!
Also, all dialogue because I like trying new writing techniques and because I'm a lazy bastard. So, I hope you enjoy.
"I lurve you."
"What?"
"Get your ears checked, Freddork, I said I lurve you."
"What's that mean?"
"Are you being serious?"
"Yes, what are you even talking about?
"Lurve!"
"What the heck is lurve?"
"Oh my god, you're so stupid. Everyone from your mother to Carly always compliments you on how you're so smart."
"Lurve isn't even a word!"
"So? It's not like it's a hard concept to understand. It means love, you big geek."
"Then why not just say…Wait, does this mean what I think it means? You just said you love me."
"Yeah, I know, I was there. Don't act so surprised, we've been going out for a while now, and one of us was going to say it sooner or later, so I said it."
"So…do you actually love me? Or are you just saying that to get it over with."
"Both."
"Seriously?"
"No chiz dude! I just said both."
"Wow…"
"I know this is a shock for you as the only female that's ever loved you has been your mother."
"Don't ruin the moment, Puckett."
"Moments are cheesy anyways, Benson."
"So if we kissed right now would that be cheesy?"
"Very cheesy."
"I like cheese."
"Me too."
"That was nice."
"Sort of, you've been improving."
"Are you saying I wasn't a good kisser before?"
"You kinda sucked before."
"Gee, thanks."
"But hey, I can always help you out with it."
"Oh really?"
"Yup. On one condition."
"What?"
"Go get me some ham from the fridge."
"Why am I not surprised?"
"Shut up and get to that fridge Freddork."
"Sam?"
"Ugh, what?"
"I lurve you too."
"Thanks Benson, now get me some ham."
"Anything for you, Puckett."
GO SEDDIE!
Hopefully, this was good enought to distract you from the epic shortness and possible lameness of the fic.
Did you like it? Did you hate it? Tell me, and if you don't review, you'll be classified as a silly goose. Oh yeah, I went there…so review!