First Year
"Potter."
"Evans."
"Could you pass the tomatoes?"
"They're the same colour as your hair, Lily. Like fire. Like a clown's nose. Like post boxes…"
"Potter."
"Yes, Evans?"
"Please pass the tomatoes."
Second Year
"Potter?"
"Evans."
"Does being an insolent jerk run in your family?"
"How dare you insult Great-Aunt-Mildred like that, Evans? I'm ashamed of you."
"Potter?"
"Evans?"
"Shut up."
Third Year
"Potter!"
"Evans!"
"Stop jinxing the first-years! They're not target practice!"
"You know what is target practice though, Lily?"
"What?"
"My heart is target practice for Cupid's arrows…"
"Potter, shut it."
"Yes, Evans."
Fourth Year
"Potter?"
"Evans."
"Pass the salad."
"The leaves are emerald, like the gems of your eyes…"
"Pass the salad and shut up, Potter."
"Yes, Evans."
Fifth Year
"Potter."
"Evans."
"There was no need to jinx Sev… Snivellus."
"And yet, I whooped his sorry ass for you."
"Potter?"
"Evans?"
"Thank you."
"No problem, Evans."
Sixth Year
"Potter."
"Evans?"
"I will not go on a date with you."
"But we could go to the Three Broomsticks and Rosmerta…"
"I wouldn't want you ogling Rosmerta on our date."
"Duly noted, Evans. I shall not ogle Rosmerta on our date."
Seventh Year
"James?"
"Lily?"
"Could you pass the tomatoes?"
"Lily, they're exactly the same colour as your hair, look!"
"James?"
"Yes, Lily?"
"I know."
