AN: So, I may have gotten a little distracted while writing Chap 2 of Heteroflexible. Whoops. Enjoy my procrastination in which Puck is a sexy pirate and Kurt's a brat. :) Yay Drabbles.
-Arghh!
-Seriously?
-ARGH!
-Seriously, right now?
-What? I look good.
-A pirate? That's the best you could do?
-Dude, I look fucking hot.
-You look fucking stupid.
-Aw, come on, Kurt. Admit I look badass.
-Never.
-Argh!
-You're embarassing yourself.
-Be the Knightley to my Depp.
-No.
-The Elizabeth to my Jack!
-No.
-Swan to my Sparrow?
-Please stop.
-ARGH! Lemme plunder your poop deck!
-That's disgusting.
-Come on, that was funny.
-Boo you, whore.
-Quoting Mean Girls in normal conversation?
-You've seen Mean Girls?
-Duh. That movie's hysterical.
-Really?
-Yeah, dude. "ESPN or something." Fucking classic.
-Wow.
-What?
-I'm surprised. I didn't think you'd be the type to like it.
-There's a lot you don't know about me, Hummel.
-Do you use that line on everyone?
-Only the sexy ones.
-I'm honored.
-As you should be.
-Happy Halloween, Puck.
-Same to you, Ms. Swan.
PS- I know technically Will Turner is with elizabeth but i think jack and elizabeth are better:) sorry.