Okay, so this was inspired by my favorite movie, "True Romance". I hope you enjoy. The whole story is alternate btw, and its modernized a bit.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Sly Cooper franchise, or any characters or likenesses in the video game. All rights go to their respective owners.
"Oh I'm so sorry!" said a young, pretty fox as she spilled her popcorn over a love-struck raccoon
"That's ok. I'm fine. You okay?" asked sly
"Oh Jesus, I'm the clumsiest person in the world" said the fox, trying to wipe the popcorn off sly
"That's alright. Accidents happen." said sly, trying desperately to keep his cool
"What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being a sweetheart, cause you could have been a real dick. Mind if I smoke?"
"No, go ahead."
"Hey, do you mind filling me in on what I missed?"
"No, no, um- that guy up there, that's Sonny Chiba. He's not necessarily a good guy, he's just a bad motherfucker. He gets hired to fuck people up you know? It's my birthday, so I came to see a couple movies."
"You came to see three Kung-Fu movies? asked Sly, exiting the theater
"Sure, why not?" asked the fox again
"Nothin', nothing. Its just your a girl after my own heart is all." replied Sly
"Hey, raccoon boy, do you know what time it is?"
"Uh, yeah it's about twelve."
"I suppose you have to get up early ring-tail?"
"No, not particularly, why?" asked sly
"Well, its just a tradition I have. After I see a movie, I like to get some pie. Do you wanna get some pie with me?" asked the fox again
"Sure, I would love some pie."
"In that movie, he didn't give a fuck about nothin' exept rock'n roll, livin' fast, dying young, and leavin' a good looking corpse. Now enough about him, how about you?" asked sly
"How about me, what?"
"Tell me- tell me about yourself."
"What do you wanna know?"
"Well, for starters, uh, what do you do, whats your favorite color, who's your favorite movie star, what kind of music do you like, what are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? I guess the main question here is do you have a fella?"
"Okay raccoon boy, ask me again, one by one."
"What do you do?"
"I don't remember."
"Where are you from?"
"I don't know."
"What's your favorite color?"
"I don't know, blue?"
"Who's your favorite movie-star?"
"Burt Reynolds."
"What kind of music do you like?"
"Phil Spector. Girl group stuff, like he's a rebel."
"Turn-ons?" asked Sly, pouring a huge amount of sugar into his coffee
"A guy who can appreciate the little things in life, like sugar."
"Turnoffs?"
"I don't know, guys who ask too many questions."
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Carmelita."
"I'm Sylvester by the way, but you can call me Sly. Now Carmelita, in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?"
"Cause you looked like a nice guy. So I had to dump my popcorn all over you. I'll get the check, where to next?"
"Wow, what a swell place to work." said Carmelita, staring around the comic book shop
"Well, this is just a part time job to get some extra cash. The boss doesn't pay much, but he's a nice guy. He lets me borrow money from him sometimes. This job is pretty fun though, cause I just mostly hang around and bullshit with customers. replied Sly, turning on the lights
"That's cool. What is your regular job Sly?"
"I'm afraid I can't tell you that dear."
"Why not?"
"Some things are just better left secret, that's all. Hey, want to see a comic?"
"Sure Sly."
Sly picked through the comics, and pulled out one. He flipped through it, incoherently mumling.
"Alright, this is my favorite part. When he's on a ship, some zombie bastard took the necklace that his girlfriend gave him, and threw it overboard. So he jumped off the ship, and swam all the way down to the bottom to find that necklace. Ain't that romantic Carmelita?"
"Sure is Sly."
Carmelita leaned over and planted a kiss on Sly's lips. He returned it almost immediately. Sly leaned back and said, "Shall we go to my apartment?"
"We shall." replied Carmelita
Well, I don't want to turn this into a lemon, so lets just say they do what couples do in the privacy of their bedrooms.
Aww ain't that cute? Anyways, I hope you enjoyed! Please review, and I will be sure to upload more chapters!