A/N: Okay, I'm gonna say this right now. I don't know when I will update. I don't even know if I will update. I wasn't even going to post this, but my bff read it and said it was good, so here it is!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the duck.
Harry woke to a redheaded blur inches from his face.
"Happy Birthday Harry!"
"What are you going to do first, now that you can use magic?" Hermione asked, perched on top of Ron's bed.
"I'm going to do this." He pointed his wand at Ron. "Duck!"
And a bright yellow duck burst out of his wand with the force of a rampaging rhino.
Ron's face held a unique mixture of terror and bemusement, right before he got a faceful of duck.
Please don't ask where this came from, as I really do not know myself.