Chapter 1: You slept with... Oh wait the kyuubi is here.
I don't own naruto.
"PUSH KUSINA! PUSH!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING YOU BASTARD!" Kushina shouted back at her flaxen haired husband, Minato Namikaze.
"Kushina...honey...you're crushing my hand!" The blonde winced in pain at the crushing force being applied to his hand, which, for ninja who can reinforce their bodies with chakra, only a woman in labor can grip that hard.
"I'll do MORE than just crush your hand after I finish giving birth to YOUR son you cheating baka!" Yelled the fiery haired woman on the bed.
"I told you, I got drunk that night and when I woke up she was gone. How was I supposed to know that Ayaka was pregnant! And then she refused to get rid of it, I tried honey." Replied the blonde fearing for more than just his life.
I suppose I should tell you what you've missed.
The fourth,or Yondaime, Hokage and his beautiful wife Kushina Uzumaki are in a cave outside of Konohagakure no sato or the village hidden in the leaves. Kushina is giving birth to her first child with the assistance of Biwako Saurutobi, wife or the third, or Sandaime, Hokage.
Ayaka Senju is the attractive granddaughter of Tobirama Senju but never found a husband. On a diplomatic mission together, she and Minato got drunk and had a one night stand and she ended up pregnant.
Ok! aaaaannnd we're back!
"I can see the head! Keep pushing!" Biwako, a skilled medic, prepared to help bring the child into the world.
"AHHHH! AAAAAHHHH! GET OUT OF ME YOU LIL FUCKER!" Shouted kushina as she gave a last giant push.
Just as Biwako finished cleaning the crying new babe. A kunai appeared out of the front of her throat. As she fell to the floor, dead, a masked man snatched the blood spattered babe and held a kunai to the babe's throat.
"Move away from the jinchurikki." The masked man stated.
"Just hold on don't do anything RASH!" Minato flashed to the falling babe using his famous hiraishin no jutsu. As he saved the babe from the explosive notes attached to its blanket, the man swirled away with his wife, obviously using another space-time technique.
Fast forward we see the same blonde haired man atop a giant toad wearing a red vest with a proportionately sized tanto facing off with an even larger nine tailed fox.
We see chains burst from underneath the fox wrapping around it and binding it down. We see a spectral arm reach through Minato to the fox and drag it into the man and the child on the altar behind him. Finally we see the man and his wife say their farewells to the babe as they both are at deaths door then they collapse in each others arms.
A man appears, then more, the rest in black with masks painted like animal faces. He is older than the pair by several decades, but still holds a powerful will and presence. He picks up the babe and holds it, looking over the two bodies before turning his gaze back to the babe in his arms.
"Hush , don't cry. I'll look after you little one. I'll make sure you're safe Hikari-chan."