-Will be updated every Monday

-I own Teddy, Vampire, Ishira, and Kiro, but nothing else.

Note: This is not script format, but story. It has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. I merely take suggestions from my readers. I don't see any rulebreaking, so…it's your fault for being too uptight and critical if you find something wrong. Thanks to Stockity Stockington for helping me with rule corrections. I hope this made it all better...

"So…watcha doing?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"Nothing."

"Wanna do a show?"

"Do I ever!"

"Then let's do it!"

Red curtains with a large yin-yang design on them are drawn to reveal a rather large metal stage with a wooden top. There is a large screen on the back of the stage, currently turned off. A large, black and red, velvet, U-shaped couch sits in the center of the stage. There are four doors. Fast jazz plays as a boy and girl dragon jog out of the first door and the audience cheers for them

The girl dragon is icy blue-white with dark purple spines, wing membranes, horns, and tail spike. She is small and slim, curvy. Her face narrows into an elegant snout with slightly flared nostrils, and her horns sweep back from her face to give her a sleek and elegant appearance. Her tail spike is shaped like an arrowhead, small but sharp. She has black claws and pearly white fangs, plus eyes of a deep azure.

The boy dragon is lean but muscular, with a handsome snout and tall stature. His scales are hunter green, and his horns, tail tip, spines, and wing membranes are red. His tail tip is shaped like a spiked ball, and is somewhat large, very threatening. His long claws are bright white, as are his fangs. His horns sweep up like a bull's, and his eyes are electric green.

"I'm Ishira!" the girl dragon waves as the cheers begin to fade.

"And I'm Kiro!" the boy dragon flicks his tail.

"And this is Spyro: Truth And Dare To The Max!" they exclaim together. The audience cheers excitedly.

"Okay, okay!" Kiro laughs. "Time for some introductions. To all the Spyro fangirls in the front row, there are security guards all around the stage. They will send you to the hospital."

"Awww!" the crowd moans. Some of the fangirls wearing Spyro costumes break down in tears.

"Okay then! Let's bring out our stars!" Ishira claps her paws, and the Spyro cast poofs in—except Spyro. Suddenly, there's a loud roar, and a monster truck bursts through the back wall. Spyro jumps out, both paws holding up peace signs.

"Yeah! Rockstar in the house!" he screams. The fangirls go crazy. Ishira and Kiro facepalm.

"Spyro! We said NO MONSTER TRUCKS!" Ishira shouts through her paw. Fireworks start going off as Spyro walks right past her and Kiro in slow motion to stand beside the rest of the cast. He winks at Ember, who faints, then smiles charmingly at Cynder. The "I'm So Cool" music nobody realized was playing screeches to a halt as she rolls her eyes, puts her paw on his face, and shoves him away.

"Okay…" Kiro coughs. "On with the show!"

"It's our debut, so we get almost no airtime!" Ishira grins and gives two thumbs up to emphasize the seriousness of this matter. "Yeah. We just need to explain the rules, regulations, and penalties. Oh by the way guys, this is Spyro: Truth And Dare To The Max, as seen in Teddy's mind."

"Who's Teddy?" Cynder asks.

"The author and our boss. She pops in from time to time to express her 'supreme author powers' or whatever," Kiro rolls his eyes.

A black female dragon with crimson accents charges in through the first door, now called the entrance. She's slim and curvy, with small horns like a goat's. Her tail spike is shaped like a scythe, and her eyes are violent red. She has a pretty face, white fangs, and white claws. Her wings are fairly large and her paws relatively small. She has a narrow muzzle with barely flared nostrils.

"KIRO! Don't roll your eyes at my supreme author powers!" she screeches. A random bazooka appears in her paws, and Kiro covers his head, falling pathetically to the ground.

"Okay okay! I'm sorry!" the new dragon smiles.

"Okay then! Nice chat!" she skips out.

"…Yeah," Ishira says. "That was Teddy. She made the rules, so they can't be broken or you will be punished harshly. She also has a twin sister named Vampire; looks exactly like her except with red scales, black accents, and black fangs and claws. Vampire's…creepy, at best. Sadistic. Dark. The evil side of Teddy. Oh yeah, by the way, welcome to this Truth and Dare show, which will be on every week!"

"Shit!" Malefor curses.

"Every time you cuss, you get the penalty for that specific word," Kiro says. Malefor suddenly drops through a trapdoor into a pit of literal crap.

"EEEWWW!" the crowd screams.

"What the hell?" Hunter drops through a trapdoor into hell.

"What the fuck?" Ember gasps. A hunky brown male dragon with green spiraled horns, wing membranes, large arrowhead tail tip, and white claws and fangs jumps out of the second door and carries her into the third door, which leads to a closet. Everyone shudders.

"Somebody else cuss," Ishira orders.

"Piss off!" Flame spits. "No, wait!" He drops into a pit of suspicious liquid.

"What a bitch," Spyro whispers. A female Cerberus is let loose and chases him offstage.

"So you guys aren't allowed to cuss; only the hosts," Ishira smiles. Everyone is released, glaring. The brown dragon salutes to Kiro, winks at Ishira, and walks back through his door.

"That was my perverted brother, Orku," Kiro explains. "Step out of line and…well…" Ember is rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Ishira shivers and glares at the rape door.

"Ugh. Kiro, your brother's a freak."

"You just say that because he hits on you," Kiro rolls his eyes, and Ishira freezes him with her breath.

"Much better! Now as for the penalty for lying…" Ishira pushes a button, and a black unicorn races out of the final door, now dubbed the unicorn door. It kicks Ember in the face and rams its horn into her stomach.

"Ow!" Ember complains. "What the hell?" she's dropped into the fiery pit.

"Sparkles here will harm you in some way if you lie. And he's magic, so you'll also get some weird magic effect. Don't lie; not fun," Ishira smiles. At this moment, the spotlight warms Kiro enough to let him break free.

"Ishira," he growls.

"Yes, Kiro?" she bats her eyelashes.

"Fuck. You."

"Good thing you're allowed to cuss. Incest!" she cackles. Kiro glares at her.

"Moving on…" he says pointedly.

"Right! Penalty for not doing a dare is still Sparkles," Ember returns from hell.

"You must answer all questions and do all dares to the letter," Kiro says.

"Sexual activity will be done in that closet. Orku will be watching to make sure you don't cheat," Ishira shivers again.

"If you feel emo, go to that corner," Kiro points to a dark corner full of cobwebs.

"And if you cuss…well, ya know," Ishira smiles.

"Also, you the audience can dare ANYONE frequently seen onstage; me, Ishira, Orku, the security guards, the camera dragons, the crew, Teddy, Vampire, and of course the cast."

"I can't believe you put yourself first," Ishira sticks out her tongue

"Whatever. Here's the Universal Remote," Kiro holds up a TV remote.

"No…this is," Ishira holds up a remote with a thousand tiny buttons, which nobody has noticed although she's been holding the whole time. "We can summon nukes, revive people, and even get coffee!" she presses a button, and a yellow waiter dragon hurries out with a cup of coffee. "Or do this!" she presses another button, and a McDonalds drops from the sky.

"May I take your order?" the McDonalds dragon asks.

"No," Ishira presses the button again, and McDonalds falls through the floor.

"Also, we're a little understaffed, so we're accepting applications! Please pick up a form and send a PM to Teddy," Kiro points to a box of papers just offstage. "The truth/dare entry form is right beside it, also via PM. Please note that we may not use your truths and/or dares," she says the last part very quickly, as it's a required line.

"Ooh, the nuke button!" Ishira goes to press it, but Kiro catches her paw.

"Oh look at that, we're out of time! So until next week…"

"I'm Ishira!"

"I'm Kiro!"

"And this has been…"

"Spyro: Truth And Dare To The Max!" they shout together.

"Go eat soap!" Ishira shouts as the curtains close. The last thing seen is Kiro whacking her upside the head.

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