Before anything, I would like to say that this is a one-shot random idea, but if it gets attentions; then I may do more of these with other Zelda characters.

And also, you may listen to this beat while reading the rap if you want to:

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This Fanfiction is based on The Legend of Zelda and Epic Rap Battles of History, I do not own any of them; if I did there would be a steampunk Zelda game and two rap battles, one with Pac-Man and other with Sigmund Freud.

PRINCESS RUTO VS LADY MIPHA

BEGIN!

Ruto:

"First I must say that lady may be quite the contrary"

"THOT Mipha lately, I have never seen a fairy so navy"

"Vah Ruto has come to flood you with my flow"

"Since you blow even farther than a bomb that glows"

"Now, your story is about a Fish out of the Water"

"Afraid of Link, she made her fingers smell fishy, rotter!"

"Ask the fans, they want Midna, they want Zelda"

"Malon, Fi, Tetra, Me; even Payah, well the-"

"Last one ain't, Link don't want y'all wild breaths"

"I now have a shrine test, for you death pests"

"I unwelcome you, now try not to get wet-"

"And ask Sidon, if ya can't be wet how do ya win the internet?"

Sidon:

"You Little-"

Mipha:

"Wait, I get what our water sage mentioned"

"Jealous of my age, cry for Link or go back to your Vore intentions"

"Bore abstention, don't blame your loneliness to me"

"For your legacy has been Warriors only because the devs had mercy on thee"

"See? Full of saltwater ain't ya? This princess is a whole arrow to the knee"

"Me? Seems that link finally found better fish on the sea"

"Now bestow upon my flow that buried this hoe with a backhoe"

"Vah Ruto? Then you should know that I control you, tho"

"You dare call yourself a princess, but that isn't quite the instance"

"I thought Peach hold the title of useless in the Guinness"

"In less than one game, I already top your fame"

"Your whole character is based on being Link's shame"

Ruto:

"Remind you, you only exist to be a waifu"

"You can't lost them woods, that flatters Deku"

"Even your beast is crying a river for you couldn't give head"

"Since you lost it like your mom, both greatly dead"

Mipha:

"First, if anyone handles swords here; you are the master"

"Second, this a rap battle, not who can suck Link´s D faster"

"Zoras feast on her father of a divine beast if we dare!"

"Cause a rap calamity has come so rapidly that not even Ganon could compare"

Who won?

Who is next?

YOU DECIDE ON THE REVIEWS! AND TELL US WHO DO YOU THINK WON!