Yoh's Karaoke Party!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the songs or Shaman King. sigh one can only dream..
Yoh smiled at his friend's confused faces. Anna just looked mad. She always looked mad. Yoh cleared his throat and everyone looked at him.
"Well, since it's my last day here..." Anna looked away quickly as he said that. The words seemed to sting her. Yoh grinned largely.
"I rented a Karaoke machine!" Everyone exchanged looks. Yoh looked disappointed, he had expected some excitement. Anna nodded at Yoh and stood up.
"Well, if no one else wants to sing, I guess I have to." She said annoyed and brushed past Yoh and his surprised friends. Anna, sing?
"This is dedicated to...Yoh." Anna said shyly, an odd emotion for her. She then began to sing.
On a Monday, I am waiting Fall... With you, I fall so fast Chorus: I am moody, messy When I'm angry, you listen Fall... Sometimes I fall so fast Chorus: How do you know everything I'm about to say? On a Monday, I am waiting Chorus:
Tuesday, I am fading
And by Wednesday, I can't sleep
Then the phone rings, I hear you
And the darkness is a clear view
Cuz you've come to rescue me
I can hardly catch my breath, I hope it lasts
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
I get restless, and it's senseless
How you never seem to care
Make me happy it's a mission
And you won't stop til I'm there
Well, I hit that bottom
Crash, you're all I have
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhhhh
It's as if you known me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
Am I that obvious?
And if it's written on my face...
I hope it never goes away... yeah
And by Tuesday, I am fading into your arms...
So I can breathe
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhhhh
It's as if you've know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
Ohhhhh
I love how you can tell
Ohhhhh
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me...
Yoh smiled widely as Anna ended her song. Her beautiful voice still stuck in his head, and he knew she meant every word she had sang to him. Anna sat down, smiling smugly. Ryu jumped up.
"My turn! My turn!" He grabbed the microphone and ignoring everyone's groans sang, very very loudly, I may add.
Well, since my baby left me, You make me so lonely baby, And although it's always crowded, You make me so lonely baby, Well, the bell hop's tears keep flowin', You make me so lonely baby, Hey now, if your baby leaves you,
I found a new place to dwell.
It's down at the end of lonely street
At heartbreak hotel.
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
You still can find some room.
Where broken hearted lovers
Do cry away their gloom.
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
And the desk clerk's dressed in black.
Well they been so long on lonely street
They ain't ever gonna look back.
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
And you got a tale to tell.
Just take a walk down lonely street
To heartbreak hotel.
Yoh held off from bursting out laughing. Ren, however was not so kind.
"You call that singing you dolt? I could sing better with dim sum in my mouth!" he said cockily, looking at Pilika slightly as he said it. She blushed and got up.
"Can I sing next?" Everyone nodded. Ren tried not to smile in approval as Pilika took the microphone from Ryu. She winked at Ren and they both turned red. She wanted him to know this song was about him.
Baby, I'm so into you You drive me crazy Tell me you're so into me You drive me crazy Crazy, I just can't sleep. I'm so excited I'm into deep. You drive me crazy You drive me crazy
You've got that something what can I do?
Baby, you spin me around, ...oh
The earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground
Every time you look at me
My heart is jumpin', it's easy to see
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh... Crazy, but it feels all right
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
Oh, Oh, Oh..
That I'm the only one you will see
Tell me I'm not in the blue, ...oh
That I'm not wastin'
My feelins on you
lovin' you means so much more
More than anything I've ever felt before
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh... Crazy, but it feels all right
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
Crazy, but it feels all right. Every day and every night.
(You drive me crazy, baby)
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh, Ohh...
Crazy
(You make me feel all right)
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
(You drive me crazy, baby)
yeah yeah yeah
oh oh oh...
Crazy
but it feels all right
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
Pilika smiled at Ren when her song was done. She looked at him, trying to read his expression. Did he feel the same way as her? She wanted to know. Pilika went up to Ren and Ren stood up. She smiled up at him and he grinned. She then hugged him tight and kissed him. Ren turned completely red, but kissed her back. HoroHoro groaned.
"Ahh man, Ren...my sister?" HoroHoro teased, as Ren hit him hard on the head. HoroHoro glared daggers at Ren.
"C'mon Pilika, you can do better...OW!" Pilika and Ren continued to beat up HoroHoro, Yoh and Morty cheering them on. Anna finally broke it up and HoroHoro smiled smugly.
"I think it's time for a solo." He said and Ren rolled his eyes. HoroHoro grinned evilly.
"This is dedicated to Cory!"
Gazing through the window at the world outside After all there's just the two of us I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away I watch the sun go down like everyone of us I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away, oh yeah Your higher power may be God or Jesus Christ If only we could just find serenity I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away, today
Wondering if mother earth will survive
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her, sometime
And here we are still fighting for our lives
Watching all of history repeat itself, time after time
I'm just a dreamer, who dreams of better days
I'm hoping that the dawn will bring a sign
A better place for those who will come after us this time
I'm just a dreamer, who dreams of better days
It doesn't really matter much to me
Without each other's help there ain't no hope for us
I'm living in a dream, a fantasy
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
It would be nice if we could live as one
When will all this anger, hate and bigotry be gone?
I'm just a dreamer, who dreams of better days, ok
I'm just a dreamer, who's searching for the way, today
I'm just a dreamer, dreaming my life away
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
HoroHoro bowed at imaginary applause.
"Thank you! Thank you!" He said seriously and Tamao giggled. Horo winked at her. Then gasped. Hao Asakura smiled evilly at everyone.
"What? I wasn't invited to your little party? Ahhh...That hurts." He puckered his lips at Anna. She gave him a death stare.
"Well, since I'm here, might as well sing, eh? Don't want to be a party pooper do I?" He ripped the microphone out of Horo's hands and Horo whimpered in pain. Tamao ran to help poor Horo as Hao flipped through the song lists. Yoh smiled nervously at Hao.
"You...don't have to sing Hao..." Hao laughed wickedly.
"Of course I do Yoh. What kind of brother would I be if I didn't wish you a happy trip? Ahh! I've found the perfect song! You!" Hao pointed at Pilika who had buried her head in Ren's chest, afraid. Pilika looked up scared and Ren's eye twitched.
"Put this song in for me or I'll burn you!" Hao laughed as Pilika jumped up and put the song in.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt And I'm too sexy for your party I'm a model you know what I mean I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car I'm a model you know what I mean
Love's going to leave me
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
And I'm too sexy for this song
Everyone was afraid to laugh as Hao finished. And just plain scared as Hao took off his shirt and swung it over his head. Anna glowered at him, moving closer to Yoh. Pilika buried her head in Ren's chest again and Tamao hugged Horo tightly.
"Is..is it over yet?" Pilika asked. Hao frowned at them, then slid over to Anna, knocking Yoh to the ground.
"ow..." Yoh said getting up. Anna tried to slap Hao but he grabbed both her wrists. He leaned close to her face and she gagged.
"Anna thinks I'm sexy. Don't you, Anna." Anna struggled against him, wanting to slap him as hard as she could. Yoh ran to help her but Hao kicked him away.
"She doesn't like you Yoh! She likes me! She's marrying ME! ME!" Anna kicked Hao hard in a place I'd rather not like to mention...Hao gasped and fell to the ground.
"I WOULD never marry you! I'm marrying YOH! I LOVE YOH NOT YOU! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOH!" Anna screamed, then realizing what she had just said she clapped her hands over her mouth. Had she really just told Yoh (and all his friends as well, I'd like to mention) her true feelings.
Yoh stared at her shocked, Pilika even came away from Ren, now leaning her head on his shoulder. Tamao laughed, surprised and she hugged Horo tighter, Horo just grinned that Tamao was holding him so close. Hao was still on the floor in a whole lot of pain. Anna stuttered.
"I...um...I meant to say...I... Oh, I can't lie anymore! I love him!" Anna fell to the floor...crying? Yes, crying. Yoh walked over to Anna and lifted up her chin so that she was looking right at him. Yoh smiled at her.
"I love you too Anna." Anna stood up and Yoh hugged her close. Anna laughed (Yes, laughed, stop hyperventilating!).
"I should've told you before...I just was scared you wouldn't love me back." Yoh shook his head.
"I will always love you Anna." Hao of course, through all this was getting very angry (His ahem still hurt too..). Hao stood up, his eyes bloodshot and fire coming from his hands.
"Thats it dammit! Everyone except Anna prepare to die! First you...brother." Hao said in a creepy evil voice. Anna and Yoh broke from their hug and Yoh prepared to fight. HoroHoro peeled Tamao off of him (She was clinging to him tightly because she was freaked out) and hugged her quickly before standing beside Yoh. Ren sighed and looked down at Pilika.
"I think I have to fight with them, Pil.." Pilika nodded and Ren kissed her on the lips. She looked at him and he laughed.
"For good luck, y'know?" Pilika shook her head giggling and pushed him off to fight Hao. Hao winked at Anna and laughed as Tamao and Pilika disappeared into the kitchen, he looked right at Ren and Horo.
"Don't think they'll be safe, they'll actually be the first to go!" (Hey, wait! Where's Morty in all of this? Heehee, don't worry...he's coming!).
Morty closed the door of the bathroom, hoping he hadn't missed anything interesting ( A/N Oh god- This is just too mean of me!). He hummed happily, ready to sing on the karaoke machine. Morty walked into the room and gasped as he saw Hao Asakura sprouting fire yes, FIRE from his hands! Morty gulped.
"Uh...what's going on here?" Hao looked very confused.
Who's the short kid? Hao thought, quite amused having never seen a person that short before. (A/N Yes I know that's mean to poor Morty but I mean it is Hao, people!). Hao's fire suddenly disappeared from his hands as he started rolling on the floor laughing.
"Why don't you sing the Oompa Loopa song, little man!" He chuckled and tears rolled down his face. Pilika and Tamao came back in looking very very creeped out. Yoh, Horo and Ren sweat dropped all thinking eh? Anna glared at Hao who was still rolling on the floor. Hao got up, still laughing hysterically and started to leave.
"I...can't giggle kill anyone so giggle small hysterical laughter!" Hao left. Ren blinked.
"Riiiiight..." He said backing away from where Hao was standing. HoroHoro laughed, Tamao and Pilika kept staring at where Hao had been, Anna glared at the floor and Morty looked hurt and scared for his life. After what seemed like forever Yoh cleared his throat and everyone looked at him.
"So...er...who want's to sing next? Anybody?"
THE END
(If you like this one look out for InuYasha Meet Mr. Karaoke Machine coming soon!)