Bad Timing
Author: This one is only going to be one chapter long, so… too bad. Same characters; mine: Joemochao (chibi knuckles/chao), Janelle (black and blue punker hedgehog), Joe (black and blue hedgehog), Rebecca (changes every time), Megan (echidna), Meepsums (penguin thingy), Kit (the fox). Not mine; From Yu Yu Hakasho: Hiei, guest appearances by Kurama. From dragon ball: Vegeta, Goku, and … well that's it. This chapter I'm adding a couple of new characters to my ownership list. They are… Bethonya and Stephonya (two demonic twins from the past, but Stephonya is a lot shorter)
Megan: why did u do that almost as if it were an awards show?
Author: cause… your stupid in the head!
Megan: oh, makes sense thinks it through … hey!
Author: well, those people I mentioned are in a house somewhere for no reason and then (dun dun dun) something happens.
That house I mentioned
Megan: I'm confused again
Janelle: duh, cause your you.
Megan: is that even a phrase?
Janelle: in my crazy little head it is.
Kit: blows spit bubbles yeah! That bubble looked a lot bigger than the first one
Janelle: do I know u?
Kit: spit bubbles
Janelle: ahh, the monkey is here!
Rebecca: I'm not a monkey… now I am; I think I'm a monkey.
Joemochao: wow, what, who?
Joe: monkey!
Rebecca: ook, ook, ook.
Megan: blah, blah, blah.
Janelle: we're stupid. I mean your all stupid, not me, well sometimes, but I'm talking about you all this time…. Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Joe: whispers to Megan psycho!
Megan: out loud Hah, she's a psycho!
Janelle: what, no what did u say? I'm serious. Huh? Stop, stop it, and don't make those noises on the phone.
All: what?
Janelle: oh, just reliving this time when Joe and I were on the phone.
Joe: have you been tapping my lines again?
Janelle: you called me
Joe: was I there?
Janelle: uh, duh.
Joe: was I listening?
Janelle: how am I supposed to know?
Joe: then I wasn't, ok.
Janelle: boob.
Joemochao: you are?
Janelle: what?
Joemochao: huh, what? I didn't say anything involving you and being a boob.
Janelle: oh, okay.
Joemochao: hey, I know how u, and we, can remember the conversation between the two of you.
Joe: (in sarcastic voice) how?
Joemochao: I created a time machine and it is big.
Janelle: what does it being big have to do with any thing? Wait… ewwwwwwww.
Joemochao: told you I could get her to say that. You owe me a dollar now.
Megan: dang. Here you go hands Joemochao money
Joemochao: see look unveils a large machine that no one noticed before
Kit: bubbles.
Meeps: where did I come from?
Janelle: a vagina?
Meeps: how did u know that!
Janelle: twitches
Megan: wow, how did u build that? I almost thought you were stupid, then I met Janelle.
Everyone: hahahahahahah, rolling on floor
Janelle: who told you? Wait, what?
Joemochao: I'll just set the buttons, and dials, and dates… what's the date that that phone call was?
Joe: October 14, 2005. I mean, I don't remember.
Joemochao: shrugs the fourteenth it is.
Megan: oooooo, pretty colors.
Joemochao: it's black and white dummy.
Janelle; she's a dummy? Does that mean people stick their hands up your butt?
Everyone: twitching
Joemochao: now everyone step on the platform that came out of nowhere.
flash comes and they teleport to what they think is the day before
Joemochao: hey this isn't the day before, I mean today, I mean… ahh, and someone ate the controls!
Kit: no I didn't. I mean, what happened?
Megan: I don't….know.
Joemochao: shrugs
Joe: let's ask them points to two people
Rebecca: ook.
People: what the crapping monkey ass?
Joe: we come in peace.
People: I'm Bethonya, and this is Stephonya.
All: look down to notice her shortness
Joe: you're not short at all!
Megan: yeah she is
Joe: remember when I told you about sarcasm?
Megan: nope, I was busy thinking about Hiei.
Hiei enters
Hiei: why did we come to the seventies again?
Kurama: cause I said so.
Janelle: I wanna play with his rose whip!
Kurama: I'm outta here! goes into vortex
Megan: Hiei! Come with me snookums!
Hiei: ahh! goes into vortex, but accidentally pulls Megan with him
Joe: yeah, no Megan, woop, woop.
Stephonya: hello, I like your sunglasses. grabs them from Joe's face
Bethonya: might as well not fight her for them, she almost always wins.
Joe: I'm…. so…. Pissed…. Off…. Right…. Now!
Joemochao: so this is the seventies?
Beth: yup, we're not all hippied out though.
Joemochao: well, even if you were, we could translate because of our hippi friend we met in this club we made awhile back.
Beth: ….. okay.
Janelle: I noticed your wings. Are you sure your not hippies?
Steph: yeah, we're actually demons.
Beth: great, now we can't devoir their souls
Rebecca: yelp!
Beth: just kidding.
Joemochao: oh, so you can get us back to our time?
Beth: sure
Joemochao: wanna come with us
Steph: fine, I suppose we must considering I stole that guy's sun shield form the demons of the dark fortress.
Goku: where'd I come from?
Vegeta: a vagina!
All: ….?
Bethonya and Stephonya: here we go pulls a coin out of pocket and same flashing lights appear from earlier
October 15, 2005
Joemochao; it worked, my time machine worked!
Bethonya: your going to take credit for our powers?
Joemochao: basically
Janelle: great, more monkies to deal with
Rebecca: ook, ook, ooooooooooooooooooooooooook!
I'm done with this chapter. The next one I'll make soon enough. LD:beepsauthor: hey, your not in this story! The next story is going to be "the night of a thousand Joemochao's". little preview is that it's going to involve different kinds of Joemochao's. Read this and review many of many times.