A/N: I really have no idea what I am doing with this.
Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to that one cool Japanese guy
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CH.1
Once upon a time, there was a gay ass anime about personified countries. And this gay ass anime had a fandom. And this gay ass anime fandom had a problem.
FrUk or USUK.
Now, apparently this was a bigass problem in the gay as anime fandom, as they fought about it all the time and never shut the fuck up about why THEIR otp was better. Many canons were launched, and stupidly out-of-character smut fics bloomed abundant like those freaky weeds that no one wants to look at but are just too damn terrifying to remove.
Now, the actual gay ass countries in this gay ass anime saw this, and started wondering about what the hell was going on. They decided to settle the fandom war, and so shoved the three blonde gays responsible into an empty (soundproof) room to resolve (VIOLENTLY SLAUGHTER) the problem.
France, England, and America all looked at each other awkwardly.
"So...which one of you idiots am I going to fuck again?" asked England. He was super tsundere about it, but the author was too damn lazy to write it the way he would probably say it.
Both France and America glanced at each other.
"...Orgy?" asked America.
"Orgy," agreed France.
And then the gay ass blonde countries had gay ass blonde buttsex.
The end.