Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks. It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Santa is not coming to Town

Chapter 1: On the Naughty List

One snowy and chilly evening that had settled over the semi normal mountain town of South Park, Colorado, which it is very crowded than normal. Most of the crowd is not from town that they are here for the Holidays in the Mountains festival that Mayor McDaniels had put together for the holiday season to help with the sales of local shops and show the town in a positive light. Meanwhile at Luau's toys that the local kids were standing shoulder to shoulder looking at the Christmas decorated window displays for the top toys of the holiday season.

"Why the fuck is these damned fidget spinners are still popular? " Cartman expressed with his annoyance, when he looks down at the display to see an overrated summer trend being one of popular toys during the season.

"Holy cow, but I want that Star Wars light saber builder kit and remote controlled R2-D2." Kevin Stoley added along with a smile and excitement when he had seen his beloved sci-fi series in the top toys of this holiday season.

"Goddamnit, Kevin every time you see something from Star Wars that Walt Disney is making their money off you big time." Cartman ranted wildly, which Kevin looks down at the ground with sadness. "I-I- I'm sorry." Kevin replied that Dovahkiin and the other kids were standing there rolling there with disgust for the fat kid had returned to his former nasty self. All of the kids had decided to sneak away for the lighting ceremony while Cartman was still transfixed on the window display. "Hey guys, check this toy out that I want this toy, which nobody gets the same thing… Goddamnit! Where those fucking asshole had gone to now?" He had looks around the area to notice that they had left him there that is when he had noticed Heidi was standing there that he was rolling his eyes.

"Hi, Eric, where did your friends have went?" Heidi asked that he was trying his best to get away from her at that moment.

"I'm going to get some KFC for dinner, and then I'm going to shit on everybody's front porch later tonight." Cartman expressed his anger, as he rushes toward the gathering at City Hall.

Meanwhile inside the vastly decorated City Hall in the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was getting ready for hosting her brain child that ushering the holiday season for the local businesses in to give them a boost. She was standing in front of her mirror that she had replaced her white blouse with a red one. Both of her aides were staying there waiting for her that she had finished off with a retouching of her makeup.

"It is show time, boys. " McDaniels announced with false amusement for this season that she had been dealing with the fallouts of discovering the ads plans to destroy the town, and the high jump of crime following BarBrady's firing from the force. "I want this night done over with." They walks out onto the stage that the large crowd had quiet down when she had appeared on to the stage that she has a presence to bring the crowd together. "Good evening, citizens of South Park and visitors across the country that the great pleasure of me to welcome to our small town to celebrate the holiday season with us." While she was speaking to the crowd that Cartman was storming through the crowd looking for his friends, who had left him alone at Luau's Toys' window display.

"You son of bitches, you guys are so fucking dead right now!" Cartman angrily ranted when he was pushing the adults on the legs or other kids out of his way to get to those assholes had deserted him again.

"Oh, hamburgers, fellas that Eric is mad that he is coming for us." Butters shrieked in horror when he had seen the scowling look on Cartman's face as he was moving through the crowd. "I'm going to kick you all in the fucking balls." Butters begin to screams in fear, as Cartman rushed toward them. "Run, fellas, it is Eric and he is super angry with us." He had grabbed Butters by his shirt that they both fall back in the present display by the giant town's Christmas tree that the boys turned around to get Butters away from Cartman at that moment. All of the boys were trying to get Cartman off Butters, when they all see a glaring McDaniels along with her aides. "You boys get in my office now!" McDaniels ordered that she wasn't happy about their latest stunt at all. "Crap?" Stan announced with fear when he looking down at the ground with possible embarrassment, as they were heading in her office to be yelled at by her once again.

"You little bad children had brought the Krampus to your little town." The old German tourist woman warned them about an ancient evil coming to their town for them to take them to the underworld.

"What the fuck is the Krampus?" Craig anxiously asked, while he was standing there holding Tweek's hand who was shaking in fear. "Jesus Christ, lady that you're scaring us!" Tweek panicked, when she had threatened them.

Inside the nicely decorated mayoral office that the furious looking mayor is letting them have it with a fierce tongue lashing that they had brought forth from her that all of her, and the city workers had put this together for a year."Can you boys behave for once?" McDaniels clamored coldly, as she glared down at them once again. "Do you know how long we had planned this event, and the work that had gone into it?" Cartman was standing there rolling his eyes at her and pretended to listen.

"You are just using this festival to put the town on the map for tourism, just like you and Mr. Marsh had done with the Shi Tpa Town district." Cartman answered that the boys stood there with dumbfounded to what they had heard that came from Cartman's mouth.

"Excuse me, what did you say? " McDaniels replied in an appalled tone when she had overheard his cut to the throat diss directed toward her. "Don't you remind me of that shameful mistake had ruined families, friendships. It only brought crime and budget hardships instead.

"You heard me, you greedy self- centered bitch, and suck mah balls!" Cartman snapped back at her that McDaniels was taken by surprise that she had thought the PC culture had changed this little maggot for good, but she was wrong. All sudden, Cartman had stormed out of the office looks triumphed when he had called the mayor out and leaving the other boys behind. "What the hell was that is all about?" Stan expressed in shock.

"Dude, it is Cartman that did you expect from him?" Kyle answered that he knows that the asshole Cartman is back to raise hell for been quiet by playing nice to keep PC embracing townsfolk under his thumb for two years.

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After getting their asses handed by the mayor that the boys' extended group of friends were staying over at Dovahkiin's house for a sleep over that they were enjoying the rest of the night, due to the fact that Cartman had bailed on them and gotten grounded, after getting chewed out by the mayor earlier in the evening. They had gathered around the pizzas, which Kenny was enjoying this without Cartman making fun of him for being poor.

Guys, did you hear that tourist had said to us at the lighting ceremony earlier tonight?" Craig expressed some concern about that threat she made, while Tweek was sitting there with his fidget spinners in his hand. That everyone at the table stop to look at him. "Like what, Craig?" Token asked that the other boys were sitting there in dead silence. "Do you guys ever hear about the Krampus, Gah?" Tweek quickly growled to butt into the conservation.

"What the hell is the Krampus?" Stan expressed with confusion, as he looks at Kyle, who looks confused as well too on the subject that they are currently talking about right now.

Meanwhile at Cartman's house, inside his room that Liane is punishing him for his bad behavior that he had shown at the lighting ceremony earlier tonight by sending him to his room for the rest of the night.

"Naughty, Eric that you have no right to tackle someone into a public display tonight, which you're grounded for two weeks." Liane ranted angrily toward her young annoyed son who was seated on his bed with his arms folded. "You can go suck mah balls, meemmm!" Cartman snapped back at his own mother for daring to ground him.

"Eric, what had gotten into you lately that you're such a good little boy during the PC movement?" Liane commented on his change back from a PC supporting wonder boy back to his asshole self. "Goddamnit, here you go with this PC shit again!" Cartman protested, as he had throws his stuff across the room at that moment. "Fuck you, Mem!"

"Oh, dear that he is having another tantrum, because he is not getting his way!" Liane said to herself, as she had closed his door that she can hear smashing of toys within his room. Outside, cut to the cliff that overlooks the town. Where a cloaked figure with large horns sticking out was standing there that you can hears its jingle bells rattled in the blowing icy north winds looking at the town below.

Cut to the McDaniels' residence in the kitchen that BarBrady was teaching his young twin daughters, Lena and Olivia to bake Christmas cookies when the mayor arrived home from another disastrous lighting ceremony. She stopped in her tracks to watch BarBrady showing his girls how to bake, which it made her happy after seeing them.

"Are you helping daddy with those holiday cookies trays?" McDaniels said, as she went to them to give them a kiss on their forehead that their young son, Jordan or J.C. was sleeping with Barney the dog by the family's Christmas tree in the living room.

"Look, mommy!" Olivia said, as she proudly showed her mother her first decorated cookie when she had holds it up in the air. That is when BarBrady looks at her, as he was pulling hot trays from the oven. "My little munchkin, you did a good job on your first try that you will better." McDaniels replied in a relaxed tone when she had removed her jacket and shoes off her and put an apron on to help out. "Mommy is going to help out now."

"I had heard about the incident that had happened down at the ceremony tonight." BarBrady said that she was standing there rolling her eyes at him. "Shhh… I don't to bring that stuff from work home. It is family time."

Back at the Hughes' residence that Kyle was up on his laptop to do some research on Krampus, while the other boys were sleeping that he was finding Germanic legends and lore about a demon that goes to towns to kidnaps naughty children and take them back to the underworld that he is Santa Clause's opposite during Christmas. "Holy shit, we could fucked, even through I'm Jewish."

"To Be Continued"

Author's notes: This is my annual Halloween story, but this year that I'm going to smash up it with Christmas lore. I'm surprised that nobody had done a Krampus fic in the SP fandom yet.