Title:
Dialogue of a DayAuthor:
Gayle F. Cox-MoffetWebpage:
www.geocities.com/thegrandgfcFandom:
West WingPairing:
Josh/DonnaCategory:
Humor, FluffRating:
GArchive:
Yes, go for it. Enjoy it.Summary:
Just some Josh and Donna dialogue.Disclaimer:
They're not mine. Nor will they ever be. Aaron Sorkin is a genius, and I applaud his fantastic imagination.Author's Notes:
I have moments where the only thing that pops into my head is dialogue. I had one of those moments last night.Dialogue of a Day
By Gayle F. Cox-Moffet
"Donna!"
"Yes, Josh?"
"Do you think I'm impossible?"
"I refuse to answer that for fear of being fired."
"Donna…"
"That trailing off growly thing won't work, Josh."
"Donna!"
"I'm also immune to your bellowing."
"Don-na."
"Cajoling is impossible."
"Am I impossible?"
"No, but you are a pain in the ass sometimes."
*
"Donna!"
"Yes, Josh?"
"Where's the file?"
"The file?"
"You know, the file."
"Oh, yes, the file. The only one known as the file in a stack full of files."
"Donna."
"Short and tart will not work with me."
"Tart? Did you just say tart?"
"Yes. You're about to be late to your meeting with Leo. Here's your file."
"Tart?"
"Late, Josh."
"It's only 10:30."
"It's 10:40. Your watch sucks."
*
"Donna!"
"Yes, Josh?"
"Who's my three o'clock?"
"Alan Barter. He's a Green party member from Arkansas who wants time to discuss more federal funding for third parties during election years."
"A Green in the south? What are the odds?"
"1 in 2500."
"Of course you would know."
'Of course I would. All the information is on your desk."
"Where?"
"Here. Your file."
"You should bow when you do that."
"No."
"You should show me some semblance of respect."
"No."
*
"Donna!"
"Yes, Josh?"
"Can we go home now?"
"Yes, Josh."
"Donna?"
"That's the soft, sweet voice. You should always use that voice."
"I wouldn't be nearly as intimidating. I love you."
"I love you, too."