The Misadventures Of Detective Dan!!!
Who killed the artist-formerly-known-as-AnieveIII? The question was on everyones mind. The detective, Detective Dan, was sitting in the corner of Anieve's vast, vast, VAST mansion livingchen trying to feed the rubber mouse he found next to Anieve's carcass cheese pellets. The tension grew so thick you could't cut it with a really sharp object. Who would be the first to kill Detective Dan? The question pullsed through everyones earlobe. Before I finish I would like to present the evidence.
1. Adam lived alone with a cat.
2. Hated by everyone including his cat Bingopajammas.
3. The cat was found all bloody wearing a mysterious black & white coat next to Anieve's carcass. Some may call it "fur".
4. No one was in the house at the time of the murder except, the cat.
The solution you may ask? The butler that he didn't even have!!! Every single piece of evidence pointed towards the cat, therefore, it HAS to be the butler! We now return to the story...
Suddenly, Mr. Iamajerk! jumped at Detective Dan screaming, "Must eat the cheese pellets!!!!"
Everyone watched in sick terror as he ate the pellets and the mouse. Mr. Kemojeboborocks! punched Mr. Iamajerk in the face causing it to explode. Inside was a confession written by the cat. It read:
"Yes I admit it, I killed him. He would rub me the wrong way so I decided to beat him to death with a slice of olive loaf. Then I cut some mouse in half. You cannot find me because I'm staying at the Trojan Hotel in Las Vegas, suite 16. (Cat Paw print here)."
"I knew it! It's the butler!!!" Detective D. screamed.
He arrested Mr. Kemojeboborocks and sentanced him to 61.000000000001 seconds in a lepper colonie.Anieve's carcass was beaten with Dan's hat.
The End.
A/N: Mr. K. was arrested for olive abuse, Ani3eve became the first zombie president of Afghanistan, and Mr. Iamajerk was repaired for future breakings.The cat made $6 mil. in catnip and became a Mr. T steriotype.
The Real End.
Who killed the artist-formerly-known-as-AnieveIII? The question was on everyones mind. The detective, Detective Dan, was sitting in the corner of Anieve's vast, vast, VAST mansion livingchen trying to feed the rubber mouse he found next to Anieve's carcass cheese pellets. The tension grew so thick you could't cut it with a really sharp object. Who would be the first to kill Detective Dan? The question pullsed through everyones earlobe. Before I finish I would like to present the evidence.
1. Adam lived alone with a cat.
2. Hated by everyone including his cat Bingopajammas.
3. The cat was found all bloody wearing a mysterious black & white coat next to Anieve's carcass. Some may call it "fur".
4. No one was in the house at the time of the murder except, the cat.
The solution you may ask? The butler that he didn't even have!!! Every single piece of evidence pointed towards the cat, therefore, it HAS to be the butler! We now return to the story...
Suddenly, Mr. Iamajerk! jumped at Detective Dan screaming, "Must eat the cheese pellets!!!!"
Everyone watched in sick terror as he ate the pellets and the mouse. Mr. Kemojeboborocks! punched Mr. Iamajerk in the face causing it to explode. Inside was a confession written by the cat. It read:
"Yes I admit it, I killed him. He would rub me the wrong way so I decided to beat him to death with a slice of olive loaf. Then I cut some mouse in half. You cannot find me because I'm staying at the Trojan Hotel in Las Vegas, suite 16. (Cat Paw print here)."
"I knew it! It's the butler!!!" Detective D. screamed.
He arrested Mr. Kemojeboborocks and sentanced him to 61.000000000001 seconds in a lepper colonie.Anieve's carcass was beaten with Dan's hat.
The End.
A/N: Mr. K. was arrested for olive abuse, Ani3eve became the first zombie president of Afghanistan, and Mr. Iamajerk was repaired for future breakings.The cat made $6 mil. in catnip and became a Mr. T steriotype.
The Real End.