While admittedly, it's pathetic enough just to fall in love with a cartoon character, within this category there are certain degrees of insanity. Which characters you have taken a liking to also shows a good deal about your personality (or lack thereof.) Heero- Ah, you like the strong, silent, psychotic type? He's your soul mate if your idea of a romantic evening is jumping out of a 23rd story window with your beloved, sans parachutes. Duo- If you swoon over Duo, you're the sort boy bands were made for. Girls often flock to guys who are unavailable because it feels more emotionally stable than going after someone who will return their feelings. In other words, he's probably gay. Trowa- Your idea of a hot date is staring at a wall. Get a life Quatre- A good choice if you can't decide which gender you like better, so you go for the next best thing to a hermaphrodite. If that is not your case, you're better off with someone who won't walk out of the house wearing the same shirt as you are. Wufei- If you like Wufei, you are not a feminist. You are into arrogant guys. You like to be told that you are weak and insignificant on a daily basis. High foreheads and receding hairlines probably fascinate you. Zechs- You want someone with NO personality, but he changes which organization he fights for faster than he changes his clothing. The perfect companion of a schizophrenic! Treize- I admit it is beyond my cranial capacity as to why anyone would like Treize. Most likely you are a poor alcoholic who is so desperate to be provided with a lifetime supply of wine that you will marry Treize. Go to an AA meeting or something. Relena- I've got one word for you, PINK. If that and her conversations with people who aren't, technically, there and the constant "HEEROS!" don't get to you, you are truly a lost case. Hilde and Sally- You're into women who speak their minds yet have no personality. Once again, get a life. Catherine- Why would anyone be interested in this over protective, knife-throwingly- sadistic whore? You're a masochist, that's why. Seek professional help. Dorothy- If you like Dorothy, one of the following applies to you: (1 The boring classic card game "War" entertains you just because of its name, or 2) You have a fetish for long, pointy eyebrows. Both are equally disturbing. Noin- You want a girl with the exciting personality of Hilde/Sally, but with extreme loyalty. Think how much Noin followed Zechs around. Do you really want your girlfriend to walk you to your bathroom stall? Une- You like women with multiple personalities because you can't decide whether you want a ditz or a bitch. This female Jekyll and Hyde isn't a good choice, unless you're fond of raving psychotics. Mariemaia- If you like Mariemaia, you are into very arrogant, violent-minded young children. If you're not Lady Une or What's-his-face Barton, find someone older and/or less likely to be a violent world dictator. The Doctors- Pervert! The Gundams- See above. Possible Remedies: -Bang your head against a wall repeatedly. This doesn't really do anything for you, but it makes us feel reeaaaalllll good. -Seek company in animals and inanimate objects. (We assume you will have trouble getting with real people) At least these things exist! |
