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It was morning. Vegeta woke up rubbing his eyes. He looked to see what was sleeping aside of him. It was that human with blue hair who mated with him. He calls her woman. Vegeta took off the covers. He looked down, something was missing. His underwear.
He looked at the woman with the blue hair. He shouted "Hey woman, where's my underwear? Woman, I demand you to wake up and find my underwear!" He looked down at the floor. "Hey, there's my underwear. Why the hell was it on the floor? That blue haired woman, maybe she wanted to wear my underwear while I was asleep and didn't feel like putting it back on me."
Vegeta walked out of the bedroom. He thought to himself, "I will eat then I will train and get stronger." He ate and was going to train. He looked at something that caught his eye. A doorway with no door. "These humans are dumber than I thought."
He walked towards the doorway. He crashed into the glass that was in the doorway. "Damn humans. They're trying to play a joke on me!" Bulma walked down to where she heard Vegeta yelling. Vegeta looked at Bulma. "Woman, why is there a glass in the doorway?"
"You silly Prince, it's called a glass door."
"Where the hell do you humans come up with this stuff?" Bulma looked at Vegeta and started laughing.
Vegeta yelled at Bulma. "Woman, stop laughing!" Then he started to walk away. He tripped on a shoe, Little Trunks's shoe. Bulma laughed harder. Vegeta was getting madder and kicked the shoe. He looked at the glass door. "Damn glass door!" he said and kicked it. It crashed into a million pieces. Bulma ran where she heard the glass break.
"Vegeta, why the hell did you do that to the glass door?"
"Woman, it was in my way!" And off he went to train.
After training Vegeta got hungry. He went into the house and saw Bulma cleaning up the glass. He looked at her. "Woman, cook me some food." he said.
Bulma looked at Vegeta with a mad look on her face. "Thanks to you we have to buy a new glass door.
"EEER, woman, make me food. That glass shouldn't have been in my way."
Bulma went up and slapped Vegeta across the face. She walked away.
"EER, that woman! All they are good for is mating. Fine, I'll make the food for myself."
Trunks saw his dad. He ran up to him and asked him a question. "Dad, can I ask you a question?"
"Can't you see that I'm eating?"
"Dad, why did you walk into the glass door?"
Vegeta looked at his son with a piece of chicken hanging out of his mouth. "Who the hell told you that? It was in my way!" Trunks looked at him and laughed. Vegeta looked at Trunks with an angry look. Trunks stopped laughing and ran away.