LITTLE PHOENIX
TURNABOUT BOUNCY BLUE BALL
BY BALLYRAWN
one day in ace attorney hi school phoenix edgeworth and apollol were waiting for class
"fuk u phoenix that didnt happen" said edgeworth
"yes it did bro donald trump is the fucking president watch tv u kid"
"no im not listenin to tis donald trump sucks he couldnt win"
but then phoenix showed him his phone and he died except not because hes main character
"hey cum in NOW" shouted the teacher and they all went in
they sat down and the miss hurt was like
"ok now lets see whos in and whos sneaked away from school larry"
"hi"
"edgey"
"here miss hurt"
"phoe-"
just then A SMALL ROUND OBJECT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIT MISS HURT IN THE LEG
"ok which one of u fucking idiots did dat" said hurt "boilal wuzityu"
"no" said boilal but he said it a minisecond too late so he got sent to the office for the getting expelled
"wow what a cunt" said miles silently "who would want to hurt miss hurt"
"i would" said apollo
"only because u didnt hav ur homework done yesterday"
"no fuck this" siad phoenix "i didnt se any siky locks when he said no so hes gotta be innocent ill prove it idk how but maybe we shud defend him"
"lol thats only for time travel fanfics but that wud neeeevverrr hapen" said edgeworth
"well aniway i gonna run to office and defend boilal"
so phenix ran to the office and miss hurt was ther wit mr banne
"i mr banne expel u" said banne as the first aid people first aided miss hurts hurting leg
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "dis isnt wright u cant expel him without evidence"
"lmao go to court phoenix our school has a defense culpibility act so u goin to jale" said banne
"fuck u banne" said phoenix "kristoph was better dan u anyway" and hurt made her opening statement
"boilal threw this blue ball at me he attacked a teacher he shud go to jale for assault"
"HOLD IT" shouted phoenix "present the ball"
"ok"
hurt presented the ball it was a small blue bouncy ball
"hmmm maybe theres secret in here" said phoenix examinning it
and then something clicked
AND THE BALL BECAME HUMAN
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" shouted phoenix "WHO ARE U"
"i am samus aran the bounty ball" said samus
"wat are u doin here" said phoenix
"well i was stopping nintendo from making metroid federation force but i need help, do you know the way to paper mario world?"
"wait" said phoenix and he slammed the desk "as u can see miss hurt, SAMUS IS ALIVE SO SHE MUST BE THE REAL PERSON OF ATTACKING"
"no" said samus "i got fired out of a cannon to get to paper mario world but then i got sent here instead"
"WHICH MEANS" shouted phoenix "boilal couldnt have done it, because he has alibi he ws in the classrooom!"
"noooo" shouted miss hurt "no u cant prove who did it"
"YES I CAN" shouted phoenix "and dat is the fingerprints on samus!"
so they called the forensic people and they came to school and fingerprinted samus and found some guys prints and samus took them to metroid world to arrest them
===AFTER THE INNOCENT===
"phoenix u stupid fuck u almost got expelled" said edgeworth
"i thoght it was exiting trial" said apollo "u shud be an attorney phoenix"
"yeah lol maybe" said phoenix "at least lawyers dont get sentece to death for defending right"
THE END