Hello! This is a fanfiction written for my good friend McKenna. She claims that ZuKenna (Zuko x McKenna) is her otp, so for her birthday I wrote this fanfiction. Okay please enjoy I guess.
Warning: Horrible puns and a lackluster plot awaits.
Zuko whipped around faster than a bolt of Azula's lightning and growled, "You know we can't be together, Ken. I'm from the Fire Nation, and you're just a normal human."
"But Zuko! You're not just a normal person! You…. you're a hot firebender and ex-prince! Please! Love me!" McKenna exclaimed, desperation laced throughout her voice. But before she could say anything else, Zuko had burned her eyelashes off and darted away, leaving McKenna to scream and wail for a solid hour. Towards the end of her tantrum, she realized something incredible. She was a waterbender. She was indeed able to manipulate her tears into any shape she could imagine, as well as freeze them! She creepily mumbled over and over to herself, "I am the world's best waterbender."
Two minutes later, Zuko returned and wasted no time jumping into a passionate speech about his blatant mistake of burning her eyelashes off, and proceeded to furiously beg for her forgiveness. McKenna's new-found hatred for Zuko was prominent in the following series of events. She wasted no time in freezing all of the blood in his body. Miraculously, he was still able to talk and said, "McKenna. Ken. Wonka Woodles… Please. Let's be ZuKenna again. Baby, you're my forever girl."
Unfortunately for Zuko, McKenna mercilessly sliced his frozen body into many small chunks of ice. Satisfied, she scurried off into the woods, never to return. Moments later, Uncle Iroh approached the scene of the crime. He was utterly shocked at the state his nephew was in, however he quickly recovered and frolicked away, quietly humming the tune of "Brave Soldier Boy".