"Yugi-kun."
"Yes, Mou Hitori no Boku?"
"What's sex?"
Yugi stopped stacking the merchandise on the shelved in the Game Shop, turning to look at Yami.
"What?"
The other came forward, leaning against Yugi's shoulder, "I asked what is sex?"
Putting the box down, Yugi brought over a stool and sat on it. He motioned Yami to his lap, as the other sat on it, resting his head on his shoulder.
"Yami, why do you want to know what sex is?"
Bright amethyst eyes looked up at him, "Joey said something about sex to me the other day. He asked if I'd ever had it. Yugi, have I had sex before?"
"Umm..." Yugi honestly did not want to answer that. He knew for a fact that Yami had never had sex, otherwise they wouldn't be having his strange conversation.
"Yami..."
"Hmm?"
A sigh, "I...need to tell you about the birds and the bees."
"So...sex is what two people do when they love each other very much?"
"Yes, Yami. That's the short version, anyway."
"Yugi-kun."
"Yes?" he looked down at the man perched in his lap, red crossing his cheeks.
"..can we have sex?"
~Omake~
"Soo...you told him about the birds and the bees..."
"Yes."
"And then he asked you to have sex with him."
"Exactly."
"...did you do it?"
"...no..."
"You guys totally had sex."
"No we did not!"
"Yes you did! Admit it! How loud did he scream? Is he a moaner?"
"Stop asking such trivial questions and listen to me dammit!"
A/N: Another short one-shot inspired by the ideas flowing in my brain. I always imagined Yami as the type to cuddle and be oblivious to intimate acts for some reason. It's just canon in my mind.
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