Title : My First Slash Fic
Authors : Faceless and Lone Gunfreak
Rating : PG-13
Category : Humor
Disclaimer : See the 2 scary writers. They love to torture poor,
innocent characters that don't belong to them. One
day they will piss off the wrong people and a trial
will insue. Don't sue, rightfull owners, don't sue!
Summary : Hello, boys and girls. It's storytime. Faceless and Lone
Gunfreak are going to tell you a happy story about the
crew of the Starship Enterprise.
Authors' Note : This was the product of being 2 smart girls in a
class for substantially less smart people, because
last year, we din't " apply ourselves ". We're
" lazy ". Just thought you'd like to know.
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This is Jim. He is a starship captain. He is the captain of the starship
Enterprise. See the Enterprise? It goes very fast.
This is Spock. He is the first mate on the starship Enterprise. Spock is
ahalf-Vulcan. See his ears? They are pointy.
Jim and Spock love each other. See them kiss? Kiss, Jim and Spock, kiss!
It does not matter that they are both men. Jim and spock are gay. Warp
speed, Mr. Spock, warp speed!
This is Scotty. He works in the engine room. He is Scottish. Drink,
Scott, drink!
This is a houseplant. It lives in a pot. The pot is filled with dirt.
Scotty says it's dirty. Be dirty, houseplant, be dirty!
Planty and Scotty love each other. Scotty likes to dig his stick into
it's soil. Dig,Scotty, dig!
This is Chekov. He is a navigator. He comes from Russia. Hear Chekov say
everything is a Russian inwention.
This is Sulu. He comes from Japan. See him get sweaty attacking people
with a sword. Attack, Sulu, attack!
See Chekov and Sulu play with their swords. It does not hurt them. They
enjoy it. Play, Chekov and Sulu, play!
This is Bones. Bones is a doctor. He got his name from his thick, hard boner.
See Spock. He and Bones love each other. But wait! Spock loves Jim, too!
See Spock and Bones pretend to fight so Jim doesn't know. Fight, Bones and
Spock, fight!
This is Uhura. She is a communications officer. Uhura loves Jim, but Jim
loves Spock.
This is Christine. She is a nurse. She works in Sickbay. Christine loves
Spock, but Spock loves Jim.
See them confort each other. Poor girls. They might become lesbians. Or
rapists ... poor Spock and Jim!
See the crew of the Starship Enterprise. They are all good friends. See
the crew all have sex on the bridge together? That is an orgy. Go,
Enterprise Crew, go!
See the fanfic. See the fanfic end. End, fanfic, end! See the readers
cheer. Cheer, readers, cheer! See the readers flame Faceless and Lone
Gunfreak. Flame, readers, flame! See Faceless and Lone Gunfreak not give
a rat's ass. " Go ahead, readers! " they say. " We can do worse! "
Authors : Faceless and Lone Gunfreak
Rating : PG-13
Category : Humor
Disclaimer : See the 2 scary writers. They love to torture poor,
innocent characters that don't belong to them. One
day they will piss off the wrong people and a trial
will insue. Don't sue, rightfull owners, don't sue!
Summary : Hello, boys and girls. It's storytime. Faceless and Lone
Gunfreak are going to tell you a happy story about the
crew of the Starship Enterprise.
Authors' Note : This was the product of being 2 smart girls in a
class for substantially less smart people, because
last year, we din't " apply ourselves ". We're
" lazy ". Just thought you'd like to know.
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This is Jim. He is a starship captain. He is the captain of the starship
Enterprise. See the Enterprise? It goes very fast.
This is Spock. He is the first mate on the starship Enterprise. Spock is
ahalf-Vulcan. See his ears? They are pointy.
Jim and Spock love each other. See them kiss? Kiss, Jim and Spock, kiss!
It does not matter that they are both men. Jim and spock are gay. Warp
speed, Mr. Spock, warp speed!
This is Scotty. He works in the engine room. He is Scottish. Drink,
Scott, drink!
This is a houseplant. It lives in a pot. The pot is filled with dirt.
Scotty says it's dirty. Be dirty, houseplant, be dirty!
Planty and Scotty love each other. Scotty likes to dig his stick into
it's soil. Dig,Scotty, dig!
This is Chekov. He is a navigator. He comes from Russia. Hear Chekov say
everything is a Russian inwention.
This is Sulu. He comes from Japan. See him get sweaty attacking people
with a sword. Attack, Sulu, attack!
See Chekov and Sulu play with their swords. It does not hurt them. They
enjoy it. Play, Chekov and Sulu, play!
This is Bones. Bones is a doctor. He got his name from his thick, hard boner.
See Spock. He and Bones love each other. But wait! Spock loves Jim, too!
See Spock and Bones pretend to fight so Jim doesn't know. Fight, Bones and
Spock, fight!
This is Uhura. She is a communications officer. Uhura loves Jim, but Jim
loves Spock.
This is Christine. She is a nurse. She works in Sickbay. Christine loves
Spock, but Spock loves Jim.
See them confort each other. Poor girls. They might become lesbians. Or
rapists ... poor Spock and Jim!
See the crew of the Starship Enterprise. They are all good friends. See
the crew all have sex on the bridge together? That is an orgy. Go,
Enterprise Crew, go!
See the fanfic. See the fanfic end. End, fanfic, end! See the readers
cheer. Cheer, readers, cheer! See the readers flame Faceless and Lone
Gunfreak. Flame, readers, flame! See Faceless and Lone Gunfreak not give
a rat's ass. " Go ahead, readers! " they say. " We can do worse! "