Harrypotteritis
A/n: This is just me being silly. It's really short, so I'm not wasting much of your time. Please read and review!!
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I sat down at my computer and started to add more to my Phantom of the Opera fic, Angels of Music . . .
(I start typing: Michael sat on the couch listening to the Phantom teach Chri --)
(Harry Potter pops on to the computer screen)
HARRY: Hey!! How come you're always writing about Michael and the Phantom and that guy whose name starts with an R . . . I can't remember it.
(Hermione and Ron pop up beside him)
HERMIONE: Raoul, Harry. Haven't you ever read Phant --
HARRY AND RON: NO WE HAVEN'T!!
HERMIONE: Well I was just saying that if you wou --
ME: Hold on a minute. What are you all doing here?
RON: Oh, we just wanted you to write something about us for a change.
ME: But you guys can't decide that. I'm the fanfic writer, and I decide what I'm going to write. Besides, I've got people waiting on the sequel to that story. There are loads of other people who write about you three.
HARRY: Yeah, we know. But we read your profile and we know that you've read stuff about us. We just want you to write something about us.
ME: I probably will -- actually I take that back. I'll post this. I think it's funny anyways. I mean it's not every day that Harry Potter pops up on my computer screen.
RON: Hey, what about us?
ME: Strike that. Go back. It's not every day that Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger pop up on my computer screen.
RON: That's better.
(Crookshanks jumps down off Hermione's shoulder to come sniff at the screen. My cat -- Duncan -- who has been sitting in my lap for the past five minutes looks at me, sniffs the screen, and jumps into the computer.)
ME: Oh my god -- not you too!!!!
DUNCAN: Mrow?
(Runs off with Crookshanks)
ME: (sarcastically) Beautiful! Now what?
(Draco Malfoy appears in the top corner of the screen. Crabbe and Goyle show up behind him.)
ME: I shouldn't have asked.
MALFOY: Hey, Potter. Whats the matter? Couldn't find anything better to do than to talk to a muggle?
ME: I resent that. (under my breath) I have got to get control over this fanfic.
MALFOY: (in a sing-song voice) Oooooh. I'm scaaaaaaared.
HERMIONE: You'd better be, Malfoy. Fanfic writers have more power than you'll ever be able to dream of!! (Whispers to me) Don't you?
ME: You bet I do. You better watch your back, Malfoy, or I might do something like this to you!
(I turn Crabbe into a beetle and Goyle into a worm.)
MALFOY: So?
(A giant foot comes out of nowhere and crushes Crabbe and Goyle -- it touches the tip of Malfoy's toe.)
MALFOY: (screaming) AAAAAH!! You hurt my toe.
(He bursts into tears.)
ME: My god. You're so annoying.
(With a pop, he disappears.)
RON: Whoa. Can you teach me to do that?
HARRY: What did you do to him?
ME: I deleted him.
(Sirius Black comes riding in on his motorcycle.)
ME: (smiling) Hi Sirius.
SIRIUS: Hey. Thanks for writing me in!
ME: No problem. Anytime.
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione are gaping at Sirius.)
HARRY: But --
HERMIONE: -- you're --
RON: -- in --
SIRIUS: -- hiding. I know.
ME: He's free as long as I decide he is.
(I wink at Sirius. He smiles back.)
SIRIUS: Alright. Everyone on for a ride.
RON: But we can't all fit.
ME: Oops. Sorry.
(I make the motorcycle bigger so that everyone can fit.)
HARRY: Works for me.
(Everyone gets on. I wave as they drive off. My cat pops back through the screen and into my lap.)
ME: Did you have a nice time?
DUNCAN: Mrow.
ME: Good. Now, where was I?
(Begins typing: Michael sat on the couch listening to the Phantom teach Christine . . . )
The End.
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Ok everyone. I'm proud of you for reading all the way through. Now review please!!
~ Erik's Angel ~