Ron sat down with Hugo, James, Albus, and Teddy. He had decided to tell them a story of his own invention, "There once was an evil teenage boy named Voldemort. One day he decided that he was lonely and in desperate need of some friends, so he started a club. Soon a large group of boys joined and they all started to make evil plans together.
"These boys wrote out a complete scheme of how they were going to take over the world. Voldemort would be their leader to victory, but first he had to go kill a baby. Manly, right?
"So after he killed this id he would be the most powerful wizard in the world. Of course he didn't count on the super, awesome, powerful Dumbledore and his sidekick, Harry. The baby survived of course and he ended up saving the world.
"By now you boys are probably asking yourselves what can I learn from this? Well the lesson behind the story is that being evil never gets you chicks."
"Why did you call me a sidekick?" asked Harry.
"Are you questioning my story?"
"What I think your father and uncle really mean by this story is that power does not equal freedom. True freedom can not be found through using people and manipulating fate."
"And you can't get chicks."
"Yes, thank you Ron. Why don't you try to teach the kids something useful for once?"
"What are you talking about? I taught them all of those things that you just said."
"Aunt Mione, I found it very helpful,' said James. All of the other boys nodded their heads.
"Boys…."