Hey beautiful people! I'm new here and this is my first story, I wrote it a long time ago but I just decided now to share it with you. Anyway it's just a silly random thing and I hope it makes you smile. English it's not my mother tongue so I guarantee you that there will be at least a couple of mistakes. Well, enjoy!
I don't own Pitch Perfect nor any of these characters. I just own the idea and all the mistakes.
[Picture of an angel singing] Barden Bellas.
Aubrey, Chloe, Fat Amy, CR, Denise, Lily, Ashley, Jessica, Beca, Stacie.
Aubrey: Tomorrow 8 a.m. aca-bitches. (5:52)
Sharp! (5:52)
Fat Amy: Really, Blondie? There's a party in Bumper's tonight. (5:52)
Aubrey: I don't care. (5:52)
I want you all tomorrow at 8 a.m. or you get double session of cardio. (5:52)
Fat Amy: Yes ma'am! (5:52)
Chloe: There's a party tonight? I'm in! (5:53)
Stacie: Me too. (5:53)
Beca: I'm gonna pass. (5:53)
Stacie: What? (5:53)
No Becs you come with me. (5:53)
Beca: Exactly what for? (5:53)
Stacie: Because you're my hunting partner, duh! (5:54)
Chloe: Your vagina is a hunter too? (5:54)
Beca: First of all: Ew! (5:54)
And second I'm not her hunting partner. (5:54)
Stacie is nuts. (5:54)
Stacie: Becs is a vagina hunter. (5:54)
Fat Amy: LOL! (5:55)
CR: You play for my team, Beca? (5:55)
Beca: Shall we talk about the blonde you were hooking up with last week, Stace? (5:55)
The blonde GIRL. (5:55)
Fat Amy: Shit, Stace! You're a vagina lover too? (5:55)
Stacie: Nah, I fuck with hot people. (5:55)
Don't care if it's a dude or a dudette. (5:55)
Beca: That's not even a word… (5:55)
Stacie: See if I care. (5:55)
CR: I can introduce you to a group of lesbian friends that I have. (5:56)
You're gonna have a lot of "fun". (5:56)
Denise: You told me you weren't in that group anymore! (5:56)
The redhead bitch likes you! (5:56)
Chloe: Moi? (5:56)
Denise: Not you Chlo. (5:56)
Someone who's a real bitch! (5:56)
CR: Come on babe, don't get mad. (5:56)
Fat Amy: Lesbodrama, ladies! (5:56)
CR: No time for jokes. (5:56)
Fat Amy: Jesus… Sorry then pal… (5:56)
Denise: Don't blame on her, you're the one who's in real trouble! (5:56)
CR: I'm coming to yours Den, we need to talk. (5:56)
Fat Amy: You guys think is a serious talk? (5:58)
Beca: I hope not. (5:58)
Stacie: Yeah, I don't think so. (5:59)
Ashley and Jessica will hear lesbian sex screams in a couple of minutes. (5:59)
Ashley: Gross Stacie. (5:59)
Jessica: Really gross! (5:59)
Stacie: That's my charm bitches. (6:00)
Fat Amy: Here's the Stacie we all love. (6:00)
Stacie: You know I wouldn't mind giving some lady loving to any of you, ladies. (6:01)
Fat Amy: I kinda like this Sapphic side of you, Stace. (6:01)
Stacie: And you've seen nothing 'bout it yet ;) (6:01)
Fat Amy: LOL! (6:01)
I'm gonna dump my boyfriends for you! (6:02)
Aubrey: Enough! (6:02)
Some of us are really trying to study. (6:02)
Stacie: Then put the silence mode, Captain. (6:02)
Aubrey: Are you kidding me, Stacie? (6:02)
Stacie: I'll do to you whatever you want me to, Sexy. (6:02)
Fat Amy: LesboStacie is my new favorite Stace now. (6:02)
Chloe: Aubrey is actually blushing! (6:02)
Aubrey: Shut up! (6:02)
Stacie: You know Bree... (6:02)
If you wanna do something funnier than study you can come to my room. (6:02)
I'm all alone… (6:02)
Beca: Stop it, Stacie! (6:03)
My eyes are hurting and I have the picture in my head. (6:03)
Stacie: Is it hot? (6:04)
Aubrey: Shut up! (6:04)
Stacie: Come here and make me. (6:04)
Fat Amy: We need to change the group's name. (6:04)
What about Barden LesBellas? (6:04)
Chloe: I agree. (6:04)
Ashley: Me too. (6:04)
Aubrey: I quit because you're making me nervous. (6:04)
Stacie: I can help you relax, beautiful. (6:04)
Just don't puke on me. (6:05)
Aubrey: Fuck you! (6:05)
Stacie: Whenever you want. (6:05)
Chloe: She's really pissed, Stacie. (6:07)
Beca: You've been a little mean, Stace… (6:07)
Stacie: Whoa? (6:07)
I was just kidding… (6:07)
Ashley: But you've been kinda rude… (6:08)
Stacie: You think so? (6:08)
I'm sorry Bree. (6:08)
I didn't mean to offend you. (6:08)
Chloe: She's gone and she left her phone here. (6:09)
Try again later. (6:10)
Fat Amy: Changing the subject, who's getting the solo for the finals? (6:14)
Jessica: I though Chloe was? (6:14)
Chloe: Oh, I can't you know… (6:15)
Fat Amy: Because of the nodes. (6:15)
Ashley: The nodes. (6:15)
Beca: Nodes. (6:15)
Jessica: Then who's getting it? (6:16)
Chloe: I don't know but I think we're going to talk about that at tomorrow's rehearsals. (6:16)
Fat Amy: Cool then. (6:16)
Chloe: Hey! (6:50)
Stacie is in my room apologizing to Aubrey! (6:50)
Beca: We made her feel bad. (6:51)
Chloe: No way! (6:51)
Aubrey's feelings were hurt because of her! (6:51)
Beca: Aubrey is a drama queen… (6:51)
Stacie was joking and we all now she doesn't have a limit established. (6:51)
Chloe: That's not an excuse for being rude to people… (6:52)
Beca: I'm not arguing with you, Chlo. (6:52)
Not for a silly thing. (6:52)
Chloe: My BF getting hurt is not a 'silly thing' to me, Beca Mitchell! (6:53)
Beca: An exaggerated reaction of an exaggerated blonde is a 'silly thing' to me, Chloe Beale! (6:54)
Fat Amy: You two stop it; I don't want more discussions in this group. (6:54)
Ashley: I agree with her, four mad Bellas are enough for me. (6:54)
Chloe: Well, rest it two then because Stacie and Aubrey are friends again. (6:57)
Fat Amy: Yeah "friends"… (6:57)
Beca: Come on… (6:57)
No more lesbians in this group please. (6:57)
Fat Amy: Barden LesBellas, ladies and gentlemen. (6:58)
Stacie: Wassup, bitches? (7:05)
Fat Amy: Hey Stace! (7:05)
Did you make up or make out with Aubrey? (7:05)
Stacie: Unfortunately the first one only. (7:05)
Aubrey: Stacie! (7:05)
Stace: Can you blame me? (7:06)
You're hot, Blondie. (7:06)
Chloe: OMG! (7:06)
She's blushing again! (7:06)
Aubrey: There's no need to tell everyone, Chlo! (7:06)
Chloe: Red as a tomato. (7:06)
Stacie: ;) (7:06)
Fat Amy: Okay… (7:06)
Maybe I was wrong when I said that only one of us was a lesbian. (7:07)
Beca: Stacie is promiscuous, that's another level. (7:08)
Stacie: Hush Hobbit. (7:08)
Fat Amy: LMAO! (7:08)
Beca: You're so dead, Conrad… (7:08)
Stacie: Will you punch me with your kid-sized fists? (7:08)
Fat Amy: Good one! (7:08)
Stacie: Of course, I'm a genius. (7:08)
Beca: SO DEAD! (7:08)
Stacie: You love me, Rebecca. (7:08)
Beca: You wish, Anastasia. (7:08)
Fat Amy: No! (7:08)
Stacie: It's been a long time since someone called me that… (7:09)
Fat Amy: No aca-fucking way! (7:09)
Your complete name is Anastasia? (7:09)
Stacie: Yeah. (7:09)
It's kinda ugly. (7:10)
Fat Amy: But you sound like a prude… (7:10)
Ashley: She's everything but a prude… (7:10)
Chloe: She doesn't even know what prude means. (7:10)
Beca: Anastasia Heather Conrad actually. (7:10)
Fat Amy: I'm gonna die laughing. (7:10)
Stacie: Stacie is way hotter than that monstrosity of a name. (7:11)
Jessica: It's a little horrible. (7:11)
Fat Amy: Just a little? (7:11)
Aubrey: It's cute. (7:12)
Fat Amy: Oh Lord… (7:12)
Stacie: You think so? (7:12)
Aubrey: Well, it's just cute for you. (7:12)
Fat Amy: Is Aubrey flirting with Anastasia in a group conversation? (7:12)
Aca-excuse me? (7:13)
Chloe: Quoting you: Aca-believe it. (7:13)
Stacie: It's the first time someone feels attracted by my full name. (7:13)
Beca: You mean instead of your cleavage? (7:13)
Stacie: Exactly, Rebecca. (7:13)
Beca: Stop calling me that! (7:13)
Stacie: You've revealed my darkest secret. (7:13)
Beca: So? (7:13)
Aubrey thinks it's cute. (7:13)
Still don't know why. (7:13)
Stacie: Hey Bree? (7:15)
Aubrey: Yeah? (7:16)
Stacie: Will you go on a date with me? (7:16)
Aubrey: I'd love to. (7:16)
Fat Amy: Lesbian love is in the air, babes. (7:18)
Grave some before heterosexuality comes back. (7:18)
Beca: I like you Chloe! (7:22)
Fat Amy: You know I was joking right? (7:22)
Chloe: OMG! (7:22)
I like you too Beca! (7:22)
Beca: Come to my room, I'm alone. (7:22)
Chloe: Be there in five! (7:22)
Fat Amy: Barden LesBellas, Barden LesBellas indeed. (7:25)
Fat Amy changed the subject to "Barden LesBellas"
Well that's it!
For the record I don't really think that Anastasia and Heather are bad names, they're kinda cool, I just tried to think about names that sound like... I don't know... ¿Old is the word? I don't know... I just don't want to offend anybody.
About the couple Stacie/Aubrey I didn't like it very much but now they seem cute to me, don't you think?
Thank you for reading!