One day Axl was like, "Mwheheh, I'm gay."
And then Zero was like, "WTF!"
And X was like, "Mweehehehe, he said he was gay."
Then Zero was like, "That makes sense, since he's a girl." Axl then gave Zero the frowny face.
And X was like, "Mweheh, Toast."
Then Zero was like, "You people are idiots, I'm outta here."
And Axl was like, "NNNNNUUUU ZERO! I LUFF YOU!"
Then Zero, like, killed Axl in some dramatic way. Then X was like, "HOLY CRAP! YOU KILLED AXL!"
Zero then said in a Darth Vader voice, "JOIN ME X!"
And X was all like, "NU! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!"
Zero, still in a Darth Vader voice, said, "No X, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
X was all like, "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Then Zero killed X in a dramatic way.

Then went and made some toast.