Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo! or any of its insane characters! I just like to watch
them in all of their subbed, uncensored glory!
A/N: This genre has been overdone time and time again, so why do we continue to make
them? Oh well, I'm guilty as charged. Here's another lovely list of...
Things That the Characters of Tenchi Muyo! Would Never Say:
Tenchi
"Girls, I have some news for you. Ryo-oh-ki and I are going to elope."
*singing, stripping, and tossing his clothes around the house all the while* "I'm...too sexy
for my shirt...too sexy for my pants...too sexy for my light hawk sword..."
Ryoko
"Hey Tenchi, I've never realized how sexy your old man is."
Aeka
"Tenchi...I'm really a man."
Group
Tenchi: "So you're the one who created Ryoko?"
Washu: "Yes, I created everything! I created all! I AM GOD!!!" (okay, so maybe Washu
would say that...)
Dr. Clay: "Come, Washu, my darling, and we will take over the universe together!"
Washu: "Oh Clay! You know how to turn a woman on!"
Tenchi: "Hey, girls, we're going to the springs again today."
Ryoko: "This will be a great chance to wear my new modest one-piece bathing suit!"
Aeka: "Bathing suit, Ryoko? Didn't you know that they're out of style? Nakedness is in!
I'm free from these wretched clothes!" *strips*
Ryoko: "Hey, Aeka. I've decided that...I'm gonna let you have Tenchi."
Aeka: "Oh, no no no, Ryoko. By all means, you may have him."
Ryoko: "I told you I don't want him! You can have him!"
Aeka: "Ugh! Why would I want him?! Take him! He's yours!"
Ryoko: "All right, that's it, I'm leaving!"
Aeka: "What?! Are you trying to ditch me with him?! Hey! Get back here!"
Kiyone
"Huh? What planet am I on again?"
"Promotions suck."
Mihoshi
"By turning the control a fraction we could then reverse the power onto the enemy which
in turn puts him into a time warp which will keep him in limbo for eternity!"
Sasami
"Ryo-oh-ki, go away! I never want to see your ugly face again!"
"I wish I was dead! Then I wouldn't have to live here with you freaks!"
Ryo-oh-ki
"Meow! Meow meow meow? Meow meow! Meow!" (Translation: "Ewww! You're
eating carrots? That's so disgusting! Ugh!")
Yosho
"Aeka, you look like you put on a few pounds since the last time I saw you. Eating a few
sweets to many, eh? Ha ha ha ha ha!" *gets beat up by Aeka*
Kagato
"Kill you? Ha ha ha ha! You make me laugh, Tenchi. I never wanted to kill you...don't
you know how I feel? I love you..."
"Will you stop that infernal organ playing!?"
Nobuyuki
"Oh please, no more sake. I think I've had enough for today and you know, it's not good
to drink and drive, kids!"
"Son...I've decided to stop bugging you about sleeping with all these girls in our house.
Your life is your decision."
Sakuya
"Tenchi, I figured that you'd eventually find this out, so I'm going to be honest and tell
you now. I'm really a pawn for this evil being who wants to kill you. I hope this won't
ruin out relationship!"
**Yes, it is a very short list, but sometimes it's good for things to be short. ^_^()
Anyway, I'd love it if I got some reviews for this lovely piece of work. Please review!**
them in all of their subbed, uncensored glory!
A/N: This genre has been overdone time and time again, so why do we continue to make
them? Oh well, I'm guilty as charged. Here's another lovely list of...
Things That the Characters of Tenchi Muyo! Would Never Say:
Tenchi
"Girls, I have some news for you. Ryo-oh-ki and I are going to elope."
*singing, stripping, and tossing his clothes around the house all the while* "I'm...too sexy
for my shirt...too sexy for my pants...too sexy for my light hawk sword..."
Ryoko
"Hey Tenchi, I've never realized how sexy your old man is."
Aeka
"Tenchi...I'm really a man."
Group
Tenchi: "So you're the one who created Ryoko?"
Washu: "Yes, I created everything! I created all! I AM GOD!!!" (okay, so maybe Washu
would say that...)
Dr. Clay: "Come, Washu, my darling, and we will take over the universe together!"
Washu: "Oh Clay! You know how to turn a woman on!"
Tenchi: "Hey, girls, we're going to the springs again today."
Ryoko: "This will be a great chance to wear my new modest one-piece bathing suit!"
Aeka: "Bathing suit, Ryoko? Didn't you know that they're out of style? Nakedness is in!
I'm free from these wretched clothes!" *strips*
Ryoko: "Hey, Aeka. I've decided that...I'm gonna let you have Tenchi."
Aeka: "Oh, no no no, Ryoko. By all means, you may have him."
Ryoko: "I told you I don't want him! You can have him!"
Aeka: "Ugh! Why would I want him?! Take him! He's yours!"
Ryoko: "All right, that's it, I'm leaving!"
Aeka: "What?! Are you trying to ditch me with him?! Hey! Get back here!"
Kiyone
"Huh? What planet am I on again?"
"Promotions suck."
Mihoshi
"By turning the control a fraction we could then reverse the power onto the enemy which
in turn puts him into a time warp which will keep him in limbo for eternity!"
Sasami
"Ryo-oh-ki, go away! I never want to see your ugly face again!"
"I wish I was dead! Then I wouldn't have to live here with you freaks!"
Ryo-oh-ki
"Meow! Meow meow meow? Meow meow! Meow!" (Translation: "Ewww! You're
eating carrots? That's so disgusting! Ugh!")
Yosho
"Aeka, you look like you put on a few pounds since the last time I saw you. Eating a few
sweets to many, eh? Ha ha ha ha ha!" *gets beat up by Aeka*
Kagato
"Kill you? Ha ha ha ha! You make me laugh, Tenchi. I never wanted to kill you...don't
you know how I feel? I love you..."
"Will you stop that infernal organ playing!?"
Nobuyuki
"Oh please, no more sake. I think I've had enough for today and you know, it's not good
to drink and drive, kids!"
"Son...I've decided to stop bugging you about sleeping with all these girls in our house.
Your life is your decision."
Sakuya
"Tenchi, I figured that you'd eventually find this out, so I'm going to be honest and tell
you now. I'm really a pawn for this evil being who wants to kill you. I hope this won't
ruin out relationship!"
**Yes, it is a very short list, but sometimes it's good for things to be short. ^_^()
Anyway, I'd love it if I got some reviews for this lovely piece of work. Please review!**