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A/N: Natsu and Lucy may seem out of character but then again that's what I wanted.
Mira smiled as she happily talked to levy who was currently sitting at the bar beside Gajeel. She sighed looking around the guild searching for a certain blonde stellar spirit mage who seemed to be coming to the guild less and less as the week grew on, and although she wanted to she couldn't shake off the feeling that something was up.
"Levy, have you seen Lucy lately."
Levy shook her head her body turning in order to allow her eyes a chance to scan her surroundings.
"No I haven't seen since yesterday, why?"
Mira sighed "I just noticed that she hasn't been coming around and I wonder why."
Levy shrugged shooting Mira a look that clearly said I wish I knew "One thing's for sure, she's been acting weird lately."
Gajeel snorted earning a glare from both girls "She was never normal in the first place."
Levy shook her head deciding to ignore the idiotic dragon slayer beside her, her eyes widening as realization hit. "Maybe it's because of Lisanna's return."
Mira's eyes widened making both the script mage and dragon slayer think they could see the gears turning. "Natsu has been acting weird."
Gajeel snorted "That's not it."
Mira and Levy looked at each other and turned to stare at Gajeel "How would you know that?" questioned Levy
Gajeel opened his mouth to reply when he was interrupted by the guild doors banged open to reveal a fuming Natsu. The trio turned to stare at each other clearly wondering what could possibly annoy the most annoying person they knew.
"Natsu, what's wrong?" Mira stuttered scared to find out the answer
Natsu growled "I can't get Lucy out of my house."
Levy chuckled and stood up walking out of the guild dragging a slightly confused dragon slayer and a really mad dragon slayer. "We'll help."
Gajeel shot her a sceptical look "We will?"
Levy glared at him sending a shiver down his spine. "Yes we will, right Gajeel."
Gajeel gulped "Of course."
At Natsu's house
Lucy smiled as she lounged on Natsu's dirty couch eating whatever remaining food he had. Damn this couch is really dirty she thought. She grinned of course it hadn't started out that way originally Natsu's place was clean (to Lucy's surprise) but she quickly changed that. First she was happy just eating all of his food and lounging on his couch refusing to leave, but than she accidently spilled some food on his couch, so she decided to clean the couch but only ended up releasing whatever dirt was in the vacuum, of course on thing led to another and viola here she was sitting on his dirty couch. She glanced around the room at the clothes papers; wrappers and whatever else had been in the house that lay on the floor, her doing yet again. She smiled to sum it up she totally messed up his house. She grimaced as Natsu, Levy and Gajeel burst through his door. Natsu gasped "I locked you out, how did you get in?"
Lucy shrugged "The window."
Natsu shot her a look "I don't have a window."
Lucy looked around the room "Oh yeah I forgot I went through the floor by the way you should fix the window situation."
Natsu looked at the hole in his floor he growled fighting the urge to yell out every swear word he had ever heard of or ever thought of. He glowered settling for the second best option which happened to be yelling out Lucy's names so loud that any dragon slayer within a five mile radius besides him would be temporarily deaf.
Lucy smirked at Natsu "So I am that annoying that you go to the guild and ask for help just to get rid of me."
Natsu snorted "No they offered."
Levy glanced at Natsu "Then why did you say that you would rather live with Sally the camel with five humps than let Lucy in your home?"
"Am I that bad Natsu?" Lucy grinned
"No I said that because then that way I at least have something that is able to annoy me."
Lucy laughed "I'm winning that bet"
Levy sighed shaking her head wondering what exactly was normal about these two she gave up trying to find what's weird in her opinion it was too big of a list. She opened her mouth to ask about the bet when she was interrupted by Gajeel whose hearing had returned. "What happened?"
They ignored the confused dragon slayer, deciding that it was best he didn't know anything. Levy rolled her eyes and turned to ask them what the bet was exactly.
At the guild
"So let me get this straight." Mira said stunned "Lucy bet that she could annoy Natsu more than he could annoy her and whoever loses has to be the winner personal slave for a week." Levy nodded hoping that the guild would remain attached and one piece by the end of this bet. Mira opened her mouth to tell levy this was absurd when Gajeel interrupted yet again.
"Ha I told you that the reason they were acting weird couldn't possibly because of Lisanna."
They girls glared at him causing him to scamper to the other side of the room.
"It's funny though said levy continuing their conversation. "Lucy was sort of acting like Natsu by breaking into his house. And he was acting like her by yelling at everything she did."
Mira giggled "You know we will never be bored as long as this bet lasts."
Levy laughed agreeing whole heartedly.
Later at the guild
"So," Mira asked "What are you going to do to annoy Natsu."
Lucy smirked and glanced his way "I'm going to act like him, after all, who's the most annoying person in the guild."
Mira raised her eyebrow "Then why are you friends?"
Lucy grinned "Same reason as you."
But Mira only shook her head and shot her a look. "Are you sure?"
Lucy smiled evilly "Positively, now if you excuse me I have to think of a way to annoy him."
She waved goodbye and headed out of the guild, ways to annoy him already entering her mind.
At Natsu's Table
"I'm going to act like her." Natsu said nodding his head towards Lucy retreating figure
Gray spit out his drink "That's how you're going to annoy her."
Natsu shrugged "She annoys me sometimes."
Gray shook his head wondering who was going to win this bet. He shook his head and walked towards the bar. "I bet that Lucy's going to win." Gray said nodding towards Mira
Mira smiled "I don't know, I think Natsu will."
Gray laughed "I heard his strategy let's just say that I don't think he will."
Mira grinned shoving her hand towards Gray "Two thousand jewels to you if Lucy wins and if not I get the money."
Gray took her hand and shook it "Prepare to lose."
"Don't be surprised when I win." She yelled as he left the guild.