This little series of extras is co-written with my good friend, Sketchfan, writer of Love Lives and ANBU, which this series of undercover character evaluations is based around. We plan to make more of these in the future, and hope you enjoy.

Hello, I have been assigned to do undercover evaluations on certain notable members of the ANBU Ero Division. For security's sake, my name shall remain anonymous throughout these entries. I'm here to understand the capabilities, mannerisms, and qualities, among other things, of these Shinobi. The first person I've been assigned to evaluate is one Onnasuki, an unusual woman from the Ero Division Squad 7.

Ero Division Undercover Shinobi Evaluation Entry #1: Onnasuki

Onnasuki Surname: withheld
Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Hair: Short, black
Eyes: Dark Red
Bust size: C
Notable techniques: Commando Jutsu, 'Secret Finger' Jutsu, Unknown Taijutsu style, Various other Erojutsu.
Chakra Nature: Water (affinity), Fire (presumably)

"Damn it, Onnasuki! Not again!" Anko sighed irritably. "Come on, I sent you on a simple mission: get the fucker in bed, seduce the information out of him, and report back the next day."

"Well, to be fair, I got the info." said Onnasuki.

"Yes." Anko conceded, though she still wasn't very pleased. "But instead of coercing him with some pleasure," she held up a long, thin tube of flesh. "You chopped off his dick!"

"Sorry. Habit." Onnasuki shrugged feebly.

"And then you had to threaten the information out of him." Anko finished. "Tell me, why did you need to go to such lengths?"

"I thought it didn't matter how I got the information, so long as I got it." Onnasuki reasoned.

"It was just one question, one question you could have easily asked him in bed: 'are you part of a certain gang that's been threatening the Land of Fire?'" Anko sighed.

Onnasuki possesses extraordinary skills of stealth, deception, and interrogation. But oddly, she best shows, or better yet, ONLY shows these skills when dealing with women. Which begs the question: Why was she put in Ero Division Squad 7, a squad that deals with every possible mission, involving both men and women, when she absolutely despises men?

Shedding her clothes, Onnasuki stepped into the cold shower room. This shower room had several large jets of water descending from the ceiling that looked like waterfalls. As the name suggested, these 'waterfall showers' were quite cold, but Onnasuki didn't care much. She liked the cold.

"Hey, Onnasuki." Onnasuki turned to see three girls, a little younger than herself.

"Oh, hi girls." she said, turning around. "What's up?"

"Could you meet us down in the private chambers?" one of the girls asked. "We just got back from a mission so boring, and you're always such a fun person."

"Why the private chambers?" Onnasuki asked amusedly. "What is this? Grandma's house? Let's do it here!" She grabbed one of the girls and pulled her into the cold waterfall.

"AH! It's so cold!" She screamed.

"Yeah. Isn't it nice?" said Onnasuki, playing with the girl's breasts. "And try letting it soak into your pussy. The feeling is incredible!" She opened the girl's legs, and she squealed at the sudden coldness and pleasure as cold water rained down on her privates. "Come on, you two. Get over here and join us."

As noted earlier, Onnasuki is quite the unusual woman. She had been clearly shown to be a proud, almost hardcore, lesbian. But she holds a great deal of respect towards her fellow females.

"See? The cold starts to feel really nice, once you get used to it." Onnasuki grinned. "Now, what was that you girls needed help with?"

"Well, we wanted you to show the three of us a good time." one of the girls said, shivering under the freezing cold water.

"Well, I aim to please." said Onnasuki, giving a seductive grin. She rubbed her fingers against one girl's sex, while teasing another's nipple with her other hand, and deeply and sensually kissing the third.

She almost always seems to know the best way to dissolve a potentially volatile situation, and, even with males, knows the true value of teamwork. Many perceive her difficultly to cooperate with men a hindrance, even a weakness on her part, but in my observations, I've noticed that it's also one of her finer strengths. Though does have an infamous tendency to castrate men on the rare missions she's place with them, this means that she's far less susceptible to seduction, and with her firm touch, she's almost always the one on top.

"That was amazing." one of the girls said, exhausted as they sat down at the cleaning stations outside the waterfall baths. All three girls had been run ragged by Onnasuki, sweating copiously, even though they had just gotten out of the cold showers.

"I know." One of the others panted. "Wasn't it?"

"Need me to wash your back?" Onnasuki asked the third, to which she happily agreed.

Regardless of gender, she always looks after her teammates with equal care and trust.

"Hey, Onnasuki?" One of the girls asked as Onnasuki washed her front. "How come you're not in Squad 9 with the rest of us? I would have thought you'd be the best member of our squad by far."

"Well, put simply, I owe a fairly good deal to Anko." Onnasuki explained, taking a bit too much time to lather the girl's boobs in soap. "She saved my ass from death and helped me get back on my feet when I most felt like giving up on life. She's the reason I've made it as far as I have, and joining her squad, where I occasionally sleep with some people I'd rather not, is the least I can do. Sure I'd rather be with you girls in Squad 9, and never deal with another man, but it's not that bad. At least my missions with men are a bare minimum."

"You know, I don't get men at all." said one of the girls. "I mean, they have that ugly thing between their legs. How do they walk with that thing?" She bunched up a washcloth and stuck it between her legs, then stood and tried to walk. "I just don't get it."

"Yeah, they're born able to walk with that nasty thing between their legs." said Onnasuki, lathering shampoo into her hair. "But they're dumb as fuck. I think it's life subtle way of compensating." To this, all three girls laughed. They each stood up, with soap, washcloths, and scrub brushes in hand.

"May we wash you, Onnasuki-sensei?" they asked together. Onnasuki turned and blinked at them.

"What did you say?" She asked, not sure of what she just heard.

"May we wash you, Onnasuki-sensei?" the girls repeated. Onnasuki just smiled at them.

"Onnasuki-sensei." She said to herself. "That has such a nice ring to it. Go right ahead then. Clean me until I'm a new kunoichi."

"We aim to please, Onnasuki-sensei!" The girls chimed in unison, one washing her back, and another her front, and the third her legs, butt, and privates.

"Very good." said Onnasuki, feeling very relaxed.

She's an unusual woman, but definitely a strong, able-bodied one. And while she does have plenty of room for improvement, especially in the area of cooperation with males and a few areas of hand-to-hand combat, she's easily a likely candidate for a squad leader, especially one of Squad 9. She just needs to try to level out her occasional hot temper, control her somewhat firm touch…

"Did you enjoy the bath we gave you, Onnasuki-sensei?" The three girls asked together.

"Yeah." Onnasuki smiled. "Never had one better. Say, you girls want to go castrate a few prisoners?" She extracted a knife from seemingly nowhere and licked the blunt end.

….and maybe try to lose her occasional sadistic attitude.

Ero Division Undercover Shinobi Evaluation Entry #1: END.

Well, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts and comments on this new series.

For those of you unfamiliar with my series, Nudist?, Onnasuki is an OC of mine who's slated to have an appearance in Sketchfan's Love Lives and ANBU series. Oh, and for those of you who didn't know, Onnasuki's name in japanese quite literally translates to "I love women"!

Next chapter will be written by Sketchfan, and featuring one of his OCs. Who, you may ask? You'll just have to wait and see :P

See you then!