This Is So Totally Twisted...
Disclaimer: Alright, you know the deal... Of course I don't own Fruits Basket. That belongs to Natsuki Takaya. But, in my dreams, I own Shigure, Kyo, and Hatsuharu. But (sadly...--), that's only in my deams. sigh
Oh! This is also my first fic... so, um, please... don't be too mean. Heh, heh.
Me (Ira): Hi!
Friends: Hello, everybody!
Ira: Guess what! This is my fi-
Kukie: Yeah! It's our first fanfiction!
Ira: Uh, yeah. It's also abo-
Anja: It's also about Fruits Basket!
Ira: (sweat drop) Right. Oh! But sadly, we don-
Eriza: Sadly, we don't own Fruits Basket...sighs dramatically
Ira: (through clenched teeth) Of course... Anyways (brightening up), so, the story is
Friends: The story is about us and how we--
Ira: (now shouting) WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME FINISH?
Friends: ...o-okay. (all gulp loudly)
Ira: sigh (to readers) Just read. Please. But also be wise to remember...
All: Fritos can be hazardous to your health! (I don't like Fritos... so I just put that in there.)
Eriza: But... I like Fritos...TT.TT
All: (sweat drop)
And So Our Story Begins!
Ira: Great... we're over here for an outdoor party, and all of a sudden it starts to storm!
Eriza: How in the world does this seem sudden to you? We've been telling you that it was gonna storm since last Tuesday! (a/n it is Saturday... 11 days after)
Ira: Really?
Friends: Duh!
Ira: Liars! Oh, wait, now I remember. Sorry!
Friends: You idiot!
Silence...
Anja: I'm so freaking bored!
Kukie: Oh, like we aren't, Anja.
Ira: Don't we have something to do?
Eriza: How the heck should we know? It's your house, stupid!
Ira: Is that whywe're sitting in here with barely anything on?
Friends: O.o ... Uh, maybe... we haven't really noticed..
Anja: Oh, guess what guys! I brought my Fruits Basket books with me!
All: Whoo-hoo! Anja, you are so freaking awesome!
Kukie: I could just stare and stare for days at Yukie...
All: O.O...
Kukie: What? Ira-chan, you do it, too!
Ira: So! Besides, I don't stare and stare. I stare and stare and stare and stare... (keeps going on until three hours later) ... and stare at Shigure, Kyo, and Hatsuharu, too, not just Yuki. Although I stare at him, too...
Anja:... I like Ayame..
Eriza: How can you stand him? He was wearing a wedding dress!
Anja:... I happen to like cross-dressers!
All: ...O.O... WTF?
Kukie: Did you just say that?
Anja: (shifty eyes) Uh.. say... what?
Kukie: Never mind... Could you take out the books now?
Anja: Oh, yeah! (rummages through backpack) Here they are!
Ira: (snatches book with Shigure on cover) eyes sparkle Mmmmm... so sexy!
Friends: What the...?
Ira: What's your problem?
Silence as all stare at pictures
Eriza: You know, it would be so awsome if all these guys were real.
Ira: Since when did you become a Furuba fan? I thought you couldn't care less about it, hmm?
Eriza: (Holds up a picture of Kyo)
All: ...Oh. Never mind.
Eriza: Mm-hmm.
All of a sudden, the books are covered in a yellowish light. All books are dropped immediately onto the floor. Screams can be heard as all the girls run from the books, hiding behind the couch.
Yuki: Oh, great, you stupid cat. Look... do you know where we are?
Kyo: Don't call me stu-- what the hell? Where are we!
Ayame: I don't know, Kyonikichi. Shigure, my beloved... where did you take us?
Shigure: Hmm... actually, Aya... I'm not exactly sure. I think I must have accidentally taken a wrong turn, somewhere...
Hatsuharu: Umm, I think we're tresspassing... (looks at the four girls standing stock-still behind the couch)
Ira: Ummm. He..llo? I guess?
Kukie: Oh my gosh. Where the heck did you guys come from?
Yuki: Uh, we don't know... exactly..
Shigure: Could you help us? We really need to get home... You can come from the couch now. I'll make sure mean old Kyo won't hurt you.
Kyo: Why, you--!
Hatsuharu looks at the girls and starts to drool after noticing that all four of the girls weren't wearing very much. (a/n this is kinda late at night...11:07P.M. we don't usually wear much to bed. You can't stalk me..)
The guys look at Haru, for they have never seen him look like this before.
Guys: Uh, Haru? What's your... (look over at girls)
Girls: Huh? What? (look down at selves) O.O Auugghhh!
Girls crouch back behind the couch while guys are still staring into space, drooling.
Eriza: Um...hey. Could you excuse us for a second?
Guys snap back to reality, blushing heavily. (well, except Shigure and Ayame...) Nodding, they turn their backs as the girls run out of the den to go to Ira's room to change.
Anja: Holy cow! Wait, is this real? It can't be! These are probably some freak weirdos dressed as the Furuba characters.
All: ...And your point is..?
Anja: My point is...party, anyone?
So, how did you like my first chapter? Isn't it wonderful? Oh, and a little warning from all of us... if you don't like perverted stuff, or don't like overly humurous stories...I warn you...Huh? Fine, okay! sigh We warn you (glares at "friends") that you might not want to read further. So, read, review, and sleep. That will be your schedule for life. Well, you can do some stuff in between, but just memorize that part. Until the next chapter you guys! Jaa ne!