Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, Bradley would've had a Hitler mustache.
Chapter I: Applepie and whatnot
Part I
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
How's the applepie.
Yours,
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Haven't I told you to give me a call?! And I do hope you drink your milk. And by the way, did you get any taller?
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
DAMN, WOMAN, YOU'RE ANNOYING. I'm already wasting enough time writing to you, why should I call you?! And no, I'm not drinking that poison. And yes, yes, they keep on comparing me to Brad Pitt. Colonel Mustang is very jealous of me.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
I don't understand what you've got against milk. It's 87% made of water.
P.S.: I don't believe you.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
How do you know that?
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
All you talk about is alchemy.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
All YOU talk about is automail.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
And you still don't know anything about it.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
You like to play tough.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
:)
Winry.
Part II
Dear Alchemy Freak,
You forgot to call.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
I did not.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
ALL YOU DO IS WORRYING ME. Is it so hard to give a damn call?
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Depends on who you're calling.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
I can easily throw a wrench from Resembool to Central. Don't test my strength.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
YOU'RE THE REASON I HAVE NIGHTMARES WITH WRENCHES AND BOLTS.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
All according to plan.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Applepie?
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Wrenchpie.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
NOW I'LL NEVER EAT A PIE. I'LL NEVER TOUCH A PIE. AND I'LL NEVER LOOK AT ONE.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Just as planned.
Winry.
Dear EVIL Uncute Machine Freak,
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN MILK.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
I hope you stay short.
Winry.
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Ed.
Hope you guys liked it. Reviews are welcomed. And I have no idea why there are two parts. If you liked it follow and wait patiently for chapter 2 C:
P.S.: This is my first fanfic. Be nice. Or I will find you and transmute you.