Hello. Welcome to Random Questions of Gravity falls.
Episode 1:Who is Schmebulock's mother? how are gnomes born?
It was a normal day for Schmebulock senior. He always roamed around hitting trees often. It was very annoying to other gnomes. Only being able to say his name was an issue to. Schmebulock hated his name. But he came from a long line of Schmebulock. He wished he could be normal. He had always wished to be normal.(at least as normal as a gnome could be)
Until one day he met a lady gnome. Schmarrisa was a female version of him. Even always saying her name. The female gnomes thought of her as an outcast. They communicated through the language of Schmebulesian. A language only they knew.
After being married for a good while. The Schmebulock we know was about to be born. Schmarrisa alerted her husband by saying her name. She barfed a rainbow and out came Schmebulock Jr with it. About as soon as that happened both Schmebulock Sr and Schmarrisa fell over dead. Years later Schmebulock wrote "R.I.P. Schmebulock Sr' on a tree. One year after that Jeff ordered that Schmebulock had no choice but to be part of his Gnome reason being that they needed an extra gnome at the bottom of their costume so they could fool a girl into being their queen. Schmebulock nodded his head and agreed. I think you know the rest.
I hope you liked this story. If you have any Random questions PM them to me and I might just use them.