[PJ: Parody of fireball.]

[Verse 1]

[refrain]

I was born

In a crate

Momma said a cheese would be my name

And I said

That was stupid

And she said too bad, your stuck with it.

When my owners

Gave me a new nickname

I was really happy

It wasn't a cheese!

PJ!

Dun, nun, nun, nunnunna, nunna, nunnuna, Dun, nun, nun, nunnuna,

Dun, nun, nun, nunnunna, nunna, nunnuna, Dun, nun, nun, nunnuna

WWHHHOOO

PJ!

[verse 2]

Sticks and twigs may build my den,

But stucco's way better!

When my owners came to get me from the shelter I said

"Come get me out of this place."

{refrain}

[Chant]

We're chewing, we're chewing, we're chewing our toys

We're chewing, we're chewing, we're chewing our toys

We're chewing, we're chewing, we're chewing our toys

We're chewing, we're chewing, we're chewing our toys

We're begging for, we're begging for, we're begging for treats

We're begging for, we're begging for, we're begging for treats

We're begging for, we're begging for, we're begging for treats

We're begging for, we're begging for, we're begging for treats

PJ!

Dun, nun, nun, nunnunna, nunna, nunnuna, Dun, nun, nun, nunnuna,

Dun, nun, nun, nunnunna, nunna, nunnuna, Dun, nun, nun, nunnuna

WWHHHOOO

PJ!