The Story of a Fair Maiden

by Luke Gainpok

Hello, this is a parody of basically people who write badly? It's just a little comedy thing I put together about One Direction and a girl called Caroline kissing and stuff. No offense meant by it, this is just a parody. Also, there's some strong language ahead so proceed with caution. Thanks to and for the picture.

Hello. Have you ever wanted to post a story on but noticed you don't have any talent whatsoever and your writing is shit?
Well, I've been through that and I learned that you don't need talent. Here's the story I came up with that was the BEST fucking story ever and got ALL the praise.
I was once reading a book and thought - I should write fictional stories! But then I wondered, I have no talent whatsoever, what can I do? Well, then I just regurtitated this piece of shit on the site and got all the praise. Here's that story:

so 1da th gurl walkin dwn th street found 1d nd they kissd aftr goin on an advntr wit trtlz eatin dem nd sht bt they dftd daevol dud so they kissd and luis said "wow ur a great kissr. wanna go out?" and I said "yus" nd we livd happily ever after

See, you need no talent whatsoever. You're a great writer, no matter how shitty your writing really is.
Goodbye.