Prompt: "Who wouldn't be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!"
So I read this and automatically thought about Leo, and this happened.
To say the least, Piper was shocked when she came downstairs in the morning and saw none other that Leo Valdez sitting at her counter eating a bowl of Lucky Charms.
Instantly, her brain was flooded with hundreds of questions, but she was only able to exclaim a baffled, "What the hell?"
"Hey Pipes, what's up?" The boy- man now -asked casually.
"what's up? What's up?! You let me think you were dead for three years, and all you have to say when you randomly show up at my house is 'What's up'?!" The daughter of Aphrodite's mind was running at a million miles an hour, trying to digest exactly what is going on.
"Well, I had some stuff to do, save a pretty Titan, kill some monsters, build some stuff- you know, the usual," he went to pour some more cereal into his now empty bowl, but only sugary dust sprinkled out. "Also, you're out of cereal."
That did it. Piper's dagger was pressed against the boy's throat in a flash. "I swear, if you ever pull a stunt like that ever again I will not hesitate to rip your throat out, do you understand?"
A grin spread across Leo's face as he looked at his best friend- whom he hadn't seen in an amount of time he refers to as 'too long' -completely ignoring the sting of the dagger she was pressing into his skin. "Now, Pipes, no need to be mad."
The brunette was astounded at how nonchalant he could be when she could kill him with the flick of her wrist. "Who wouldn't be angry? You ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!"
Jason, who has the worst timing ever chose this moment to walk, starting to mutter a 'morning' before realizing exactly what was going on. "What the hell?!"
So this is super short and stuff, but yeah. Hope you enjoyed!
