Ron, Hermione and Harry stood on the bridge to Hogwarts. Ron was very much so overcome with emotions, he turned and kissed the girl of dreams. Harry took this moment to excuse himself, and thought he would try a new extreme wizarding sport. Sky Apperation. So, Harry turned, ran off the edge of the bridge, and flew several feet before apperating. Ron pulled away from Hermione, who had wide eyes as she breathed in sharply.
"Ron, there was something I need to-"
"Hermione!" A Russian accent called down the bridge. "I saw you in the Prophet, I had to see you in person. My! Photo's don't do you justice. You are much prettier in person!" He nudged Ron out of the way, and hugged Hermione.
"Victor, please-"
"Hermione!" He said again, with the same annoying enthusiasm he had used not five seconds ago. "Everything has been snapped into perspective for me. I would like to know if you would consider going steady with me?"
"Woah, woah, woah!" Said the up-until-this-point silent Ron, "In case you didn't know, she's my girl. Now get, you git!" Ron shoved Krum backwards, but didn't succeed in getting him very far. Krum's close cropped hair stood on edge. Fighting was something this wizard had down to an art- no, a science. So, Krum promptly hit Ron in the jaw with his right hand, and then again with his left. Ron was furious, and red-heads are quite scary when they are mad. He furrowed his brow and rubbed his jaw. He marched up to Krum and tackled him to the ground. Ron began reaching for his wand. "'Mione! Let this idiot know about us!"
"Well, technically, you never asked me."
"Ha!" Krum spit in Ron's face, distracting him enough to throw him off and draw his own wand. Several spells were fired, but then Hermione drew her own wand and defelcted their spells, stepping in between them.
"Stop it! You two are acting like-"
"Shut up, Hermon! this doesn't concern you!" Ron sputtered out. Hermione "Hermon" raised her/his eyebrows quizzically.
"Yeah, now back off and let us fight like men! And werewolves!" Suddenly, Krum and Ron were growling at each other. Some drool came from Ron's mouth, and he wiped it away.
"Actually, can we take a quick break? I've got to use the loo..." Krum said, and walked over to a part of the crumpled wall to squat.
"Anyone want Domino's? It always takes them more than thirty-minutes to get to Hogwarts, so we can get it for free!"
"Yes! You know me well, man!" Krum was done using the loo, and slapped Ron on the back. They immediately started snarling at each other again, but then Ron pulled out his wand and called Domino's. Krum looked at his watch. "Oh, we got'ta make this quick, Wizards of Waverly Place is starting soon, and I don't want to miss finding out who the family wizard will be, I want to scream with the rest of the world. Plus, it takes Netflix eons to get the new episodes!"
"Oi! Wouldn't want to miss that excruciating epi- Oh, yes hi Domino's. Two large pizza's with everything on them." Ron hung up and turned back to Krum, "Now where were we?"
"Hermione was going to pick one of us."
"I was?"
"She was?"
"She was."
"Alright, well, there is something I need to tell you both, actually. "She stuttered, but someone came up behind her.
"Yo," Draco seemed to appear out of no-where and pulled Hermione close. "I pick Draco!" With that, Draco ripped off his shirt, showing off his amazing body, and turned into a centaur. He flung Hermione onto his back, and they road away on a rainbow.
"That's unfortunate..."