(what even is this tbh)
Musical chairs competition round 5: action: someone has the most awful case of diarrhea. Absolutely no crackfic for this prompt.
Harry rushed to the toilet, and triple-checked, but the diarrhea was still running, albeit slightly slower than before. Not now, of all times! He had final exams to study for! Merlin, there goes even more of the time I was supposed to study in...
He would go check in with Madam Pomfrey soon, and hopefully it would be over before finals.