A Pointless Conversation

xFadingxSoulx: OOOHHH EEMMM GEEE!! It's the end of the world!! Seven days to live! Look out for Chuckie! It's Friday the thirteenth! Time for panicking!

Deidara: My hands just tried to bite me!! It is the end of the world!!

Here is the story:

Third Person POV (I think):

"God, where is he?" asked Sakura. "Sasuke was supposed to meet us here twenty minutes ago!!"

She looked towards Naruto, who had fallen asleep and was drooling all over his orange jumpsuit thingy.

She put her head in her hands and just as she was about to fall asleep too, Sasuke showed up.

"Where the freak were you?!?!?!? Naruto fell asleep and I was just about to do the same!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shouted at the top of her really really big lungs.

"Hn. Well, if you must know, I got caught up in a fascinating conversation with Neji."

"What was it about? It must have been really good to make you three hours late for training!"

"Hn. Fine. I'll tell you. You might not find it that interesting though."

"Try me." retorted Sakura.

(Flashbacks are in Italics)

Sasuke's POV:

I'd better hurry. If I'm late, Naruto will start yelling and lecturing me to death.

"Uchiha!" said a voice from behind. It was Neji Hyuuga, prodigy of the Hyuuga clan. Why is Hyuuga spelled with two U's anyway?

"Hn?" I asked.

"Hn." he said.

"Hn." I retorted.

"Hn. Hn hn hn hn hn."

"Hn. hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn."

"Hn hn. Hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn."

"Hn hn hn hn. Hn hn hn.

"Hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn."

"Hn hn hn hn. Hn hn hn hn hn."

"Hn."

"Hn."

We walked away from each other. I was sure we were both thinking the same thing- What color clothes do fairy princesses wear? It was what our conversation was about. We finally agreed that they would wear unicorn colored clothes. Then we talked about what color unicorns were. That's where we left off. As I arrived in the training field, Sakura started to yell at me. I said, "Well, if you must know, I-

End of Flashback.

"Sasuke, you dork!! I only wanted the conversation part! Not the part I know about! Sometimes I really wonder about you. Like is your IQ even as high as Naruto's?"

Naruto stirred in his sleep. "No! Forgive me your royal ramenness! I didn't mean to leave that bowl unfinished! I still follow Ramenism!!" he murmured, clearly distressed that the Ramen Gods wouldn't forgive him.

"Scratch that." said Sakura. "What was so interesting about that conversation anyway? All you said was hn."

"I was just amazed that he used the word hn just as much as me. So we developed a secret language based on only that word. Only we can understand each other."

Sakura sweatdropped, had a rather large vein popping from her head, the top of her head was purple, and her eyes were bigger than Rock Lee's eyebrows.

Am I the only smart one in this group? she wondered. She still wonders to this day.