HARRY'S REVENGE
By: Maniacal Matt
Harry cursed Dudley for some unknown reason,
Oh, and did I tell you it was the year's last season?
Harry decided to come home for Christmas,
Because that stupid goat Snape gave him old poisoned Whiskas.
Madam Pomfrey was too busy attending to Ron,
Who had accidentally swallowed Hermione's wand.
He threw Harry out on the freezing, damp street,
Without shoes or even some socks on his feet.
"Don't ever come near here again!" Vernon roared,
And out through the window, Harry's owl, Hedwig soared.
"Your darn ruddy owl!" Vernon yelled from the window,
"I hate you, and your old bag of a wife!" Harry yelled from below.
Vernon pulled out a book, and chucked it at Harry,
Which turned out to be a huge dictionary.
"You fat old buffoon! You made my scar worse!"
"If you don't clear off, you'll soon need a hearse!"
So Harry decided to curse Vernon too,
And then Uncle Vernon melted into a huge pile of goo.
By: Maniacal Matt
Harry cursed Dudley for some unknown reason,
Oh, and did I tell you it was the year's last season?
Harry decided to come home for Christmas,
Because that stupid goat Snape gave him old poisoned Whiskas.
Madam Pomfrey was too busy attending to Ron,
Who had accidentally swallowed Hermione's wand.
He threw Harry out on the freezing, damp street,
Without shoes or even some socks on his feet.
"Don't ever come near here again!" Vernon roared,
And out through the window, Harry's owl, Hedwig soared.
"Your darn ruddy owl!" Vernon yelled from the window,
"I hate you, and your old bag of a wife!" Harry yelled from below.
Vernon pulled out a book, and chucked it at Harry,
Which turned out to be a huge dictionary.
"You fat old buffoon! You made my scar worse!"
"If you don't clear off, you'll soon need a hearse!"
So Harry decided to curse Vernon too,
And then Uncle Vernon melted into a huge pile of goo.