I had to get this out of my system before I can write a sequel to "She's Mine and I don't share."
Disclaimers: I own nothing but myself.
Reviews please! And Flames are also welcome, just keep it to a minimum, 'kay?
English isn't my first language, so pardon my grammar and spelling!
Ginny, Harry, Ron, Neville, Blaise, Theodore, Pansy, Daphne and Astoria were listening through the portrait that's the entrance to the Heads' dorm.
A loud thud was heard.
"Stop it, Malfoy!"
"I can't help myself; you surely can see that, right?"
"I can and will you please have it in another place!"
"Why not here, then, hmm Granger?" A loud thud was heard.
"Because this is the common dorm for Heads! Besides any of our friend can barge in!"
"Does it look like I really give a damn about it, hmm?"
"Just please stop it."
"Not after one try."
"Come on!"
"One try and I will leave!"
"Stop it and get off me! I know you haven't had it in a while but that doesn't necessarily mean that you should force it, right?"
"Please?"
"Fine."
"Really?"
"We're burning daylight, give it to me – mmmnff!"
"Was it too hard?"
"Come on, I actually want more!"
"No! You were refusing it earlier therefore getting only one is your punishment!"
"Aw, you were forcing it- Ah!"
"That's more like it! Hahahaha!"
"You git!"
"But I'm amazing, right?"
"Yeah, yeah. Now, get off me so I can continue what I was doing."
"Really? You want to do that over this?"
"Malfoy…" Threat was evident in her voice.
Then they decided to get in. And they saw Draco on top of Hermione, his shirt was completely open, Hermione's blouse was halfway open, and they were covered in chocolate kisses. Their hair were all messy and their faces red.
"Did we, uhm, interrupt something?" Ginny asked.
"No!" "Yes!" Hermione and Draco answered simultaneously.
"He's kidding!" Hermione started.
"We were supposed to have a nice snogging session but you guys decided to barge in." Draco answered.
"Really?" Astoria asked with a grin.
"He's lying! He was shoving chocolate kisses and his tongue down my throat!" Hermione said.
"What was the entire ruckus about, Mr. Malfoy, Ms. Granger? A fifth year Hufflepuff said that-" McGonagall asked as she entered the room but stopped mid sentence.
"!" Draco looked alarmed.
"Professor, this isn't what it looks like!" Hermione quickly said.
"She's lying, professor! They were supposed to have a-" Ron started.
"Detention for two week, you two. You're the Heads and you are not supposed to endorse such crude activities!"
"Hahahahaha!" The nine students who saw the whole thing laughed.
And the Head Boy and Head Girl got a month of detention with Hagrid and Slughorn for 'endorsing such crude activities' and hexing students in the presence of the Headmistress.