Truth or Dare, My Way Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or song that'll be mentioned in this story.

Summary: My own Truth or Dare thingy!!! You have to review and send in dares or what you think they should reveal!! Okay? Okay!!! On with story!!!

Me: Hey guys and welcome to…

Sasuke: Why the hell are we here again?

Sakura: Who knows, but I'm glad I'm here with you Sasuke-kun!!

Ino: Back off, Billboard brow, he's mine!!!!!

Sakura: Yea right, Ino-pig!!!

Me: Hello???

Kakashi: I don't care where I am as long as I have my precious book (rubs the book gently)

Everyone: (Backs away slowly)

Naruto: I wish I had some ramen.

Haku: I wonder why we're here.

Me: IF YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP, I'LL TELL YOU!!!!!

Everyone: (Shuts up and hides in the corner)

Me: Good, now I'm Ashley and I'll be your somewhat host.

Itachi: Host? For what, exactly?

Me: A game!!!!

Everyone: (Groans)

Me: Oh, get over it!!! Like it or not, you all have to play, no exceptions!!! Now, get in a circle!!

(Everyone gets up and gets into a circle)

Naruto: we're not doing a séance, are we?

Haku: We're not sacrificing someone, are we?

Me: No, and no. We're playing Truth or Dare. Oh yeah, there is someone else who is joining us!

(A girl with shoulder length black hair with silver streaks and sliver eyes comes into the room and smiles a wide smile)

Me: Everyone, this is Isano!! Isano, this is Itachi and everyone else.

Everyone Else: Hey!!!!

Isano: Hello, Itachi. Everyone.

Me: Now, on with the game!!! And my first victim…I mean person…is Haku.

Haku: Did she just say "victim"?

Me: Forget I said that. Now, Truth or Dare?

Haku: Um…Dare?

Me: (Smirking) Come with me.

(I grab Haku and drag him into the bathroom and shut the door behind me)

Isano: What do you think she's going to do?

Sasuke: Who knows who cares?

Haku: No, not that!! Anything but that, please!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Sakura: Oh, no. That doesn't sound good!!!

(Door opens. I come out and then Haku, wearing a black hat that covers his head)

Ino: Haku, what did she do to you?

Haku: Nothing, she said nothing.

Me: Yeah I did. Look. (Grabs hat off of Haku's head)

Everyone: O O

Naruto: Hahaha!!!! Haku, she dyed your hair bright green!!!! That's soooo hilarious!!!!!

Haku: That isn't funny, Naruto. Who knows how long this will take to wear off???

Itachi: One month, at the very least.

Everyone: O O

Me: How do you know that?? Wait, why do you know that???

Itachi: (Shrugs) Kisame and Deidara played a prank like that on me once. They dyed my hair blue and it lasted for a whole month. I had to walk around looking like I washed my hair with blue paint.

Me: Ooookaaay. Anyway, who's next?

Everyone: (Everyone hides in terror)

Isano: What's wrong? It's just Truth or Dare.

Sasuke: You saw what she did to Haku, who knows what she'll do next.

Me: Oh come on. All I want is for one of you to sing.

Kakashi: That's all?

Me: That's all. But, I want Itachi to sing!! (Points to Itachi)

Sakura: What if he can't sing?

Me: Well, if he can't, I hope your ears don't bleed too much. Now Itachi, you will sing "This Ain't a Scene, its An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy. Now, sing!!!!

(Music starts)

Itachi: I am an arms dealer

fitting you with weapons in the form of words.

And don't really care which side wins;

as long as the room keeps singing,

that's just the business I'm in.

This ain't a scene, its a-god damn arms race,

This ain't a scene, its a god-damn arms race,

I'm not a shoulder to cry on,

but I digress.

I'm a leading man,

and the lies I weave are oh-so intricate, oh-so intricate

I'm a leading man,

and the lies I weave are oh-so intricate,

oh-so intricate

I wrote the gospel on giving up,

(you are looking sinking)

But the real bombshells have already

sunk,

(prima donnas of the gutter)

At night we're painting your trash gold

while you sleep

Crashing not like hips or cars;

no, more like p-p-p-parties.

Naruto: Who knew Itachi could sing like that?

Me: Not me, did you, Isano?

Isano: Yeah Itachi, you ROCK!!!!

Me: I-I-Isano?!

Isano: What? Itachi sounds great!

Itachi: This ain't a scene, its a-god damn arms race,

This ain't a scene, its a-god damn arms race,

Bandwagon's full,

please catch another.

I'm a leading man,

and the lies I weave are oh-so intricate

oh-so intricate

I'm a leading man,

and the lies I weave are oh-so intricate

oh-so intricate

All the boys who the dance floor didn't

love,

And all the girls whose lips couldn't

move fast enough,

Sing until your lungs give out.