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A/N: This little drabble came just came into my head. The whole thing(excluding author notes) is under 500 words. Enjoy!
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"I can't find anything to wear!"
Every single one of House's clothes were dirty and had been re-worn for weeks. If he were to wear one article again, they would probably fall apart!
He cringed at putting on a smelly outfit; and drove to the mall. He really couldn't be bothered to do laundry now.
He took 2 hours getting clothes.
When Cuddy came in, and she was livid.
"House! What were you doing! You should have been in here two hours ago! Two hours!"
"Well, I was shopping for clothes you see."
"Well don't you ever do it again!"
The next day House came in on time, but Cuddy grabbed a bunch of his shirt and dragged him into her office.
"Office sex? Kinky." House snarked.
"Exactly." breathed Cuddy, and pulled him into a kiss.
The two made-out for several minutes, and Cuddy began to pull off House's clothes.
When he was down to his boxers, Cuddy pulled away from House.
The whole time they had been kissing, Cuddy had taken his clothes and hidden them.
Now she handed him a hot pink raincoat.
"Oh my gosh! Where did your clothes go? I guess you'll have to wear this all day." she told him innocently.
"No. Absolutely not. What did you do with my clothes, you she-devil?"
"This will teach you not to care about your clothes more than your work." she smirked.
His face livid, he furiously pushed her out and slammed the door in his face.
Looking disgustedly at the pink raincoat, for girls no less, not to mention it had frilly things on it, he shrugged it on, and tied it as tight as it would go. He was rather insecure about his body.
The coat only hung down to about mid-thigh.
Puffing himself up with courage, he walked outside.
Silence greeted him, along with every single pair of horrified eyes in the hospital.
Cuddy was on the sidelines, her fist stuffed into her mouth to keep from laughing.
"You might be wondering about my change of clothes." he said loudly, the door to Cuddy's office still open. "Cuddy was very rough with me, tore my clothes to shreds, you see. I had to wear her ridiculously ugly coat."
Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke.
House went into security, got the most recent tape of Cuddy's office, and played the making-out scene for everyone to see. (Cameron burst into tears)
"See?" he said in a booming voice. "I was telling the truth! She just doesn't take 'no' for an answer that one. Rawr."
Everyone turned to look at the Dean of Medicine.
"Cuddy!"
"Cuddy!"
"Cuddy!"
"Lisa!"
"Dean!"
The chorus of 'how could yous' and 'whore!' and 'you bitch, he's mine!' followed her all the way out the front doors.
She screamed. House had come out on top again.
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