~I saw Sandstorm of Thunderclan's story and had to make my own version. It's basically gonna have the same story line of , but the roles are -wait for it- REVERSED, songs and all. I may seem lazy, I'm just taking the movie and making different versions (OC story and reversed) but I don't care. It's in first person. I don't own this movie, blabbity blah blah. Review and enjoy. I don't feel like updating it until I get one review. Yes, I'm the kind of person who does that. Bwahahaha~
Jasmine'sPOV
"Stop her!" a guard screams as I run from him. I smile secretly. I doubt they're ever gonna catch me.
I stop and look over a rooftop. It looks like a long ways down. "All this for a loaf of bread?" I ponder aloud. I shrug and jump off the roof, sliding on two clotheslines and slamming into the wall of a woman's house. I land in a pile of clothes, and start searching for my bread. I find it and hold it out, pleased. The women behind me are laughing, and I smile.
"You two! That way! We'll have her hands for a trophy soon enough." the lead guard, Razoul, orders his men. I jump out of my pile and to the ladies.
"Hello, ladies." I say, holding a blanket over me.
"Getting in trouble earlier everyday, aren't we Jasmine?" the first one says.
"Trouble?" I ask in disbelief. "You're only in trouble if you get caught!"
Suddenly I feel someone pull my blanket from my body and say, "Gotcha!"
"I'm in trouble!" I exclaim.
"And this time, I'll-" Suddenly Razoul cuts himself off as he grabs his ankle. I look down and see my little Rajah has scratched him. I smile.
"Nice going, Rajah." I pick him up and put him in the little pocket in my vest. "Let's get out of here." I start running, but I run into a guard.
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
I jump atop a barrel, and when the guard swings his sword at me I jump over him and pull his pants down. I run away while he comes after me hopping in a fish.
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
I climb up a ladder onto a platform and watch the guards below me.
Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!
Just a little snack, guys
I hold out my bread, but the guards just fling swords at me and move the platform.
Rip him open, take it back guys!
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Rajah!
I jump off the platform and start running through the streets while people watched around me.
Who?
Oh it's sad that Jasmine's hit the bottom
She's become a a one-girl rise in crime
I run into a fat, man looking lady and she sweeps a broom over my head.
I'd blame parents except she hasn't got 'em
I walked away from her and say to her:
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
I hide away from the people behind a man who's flexing, but I flex the wrong way.
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
I jump on a bunch of sheep, and the guards throw them around.
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
I pick up a sheep and put it up against my head, tip-toeing away.
Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
Let's not be too hasty
I back up against a door, and a little boy walks out and sings:
Still I think she's rather tasty
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
Wrong!
I run from the dogpile I'm in, and climb up a house, the guards below me. I jump across that house to another until the guards are close enough. I jump down and trip the all, and I hear them say, "There she is!" I jump on a man's balcony, and while he tries to shoo me away I jump on his head to the top of his house. I look around each edge of the roof, looking for guards, and when I think they've left me alone, they all hold up their swords. I run from each side of the house, but keep getting surrounded.
One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
Vandal!
One hop ahead of the hump
Street rat!
One trick ahead of disaster
Scoundrel!
They're quick, but I'm much faster
Take that!
I look over the ledge of the house, and see a awning below me. I smile and come up with a plan while the guards corner me.
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump
I jump off the house and land on the awning while the guards land in manure. I grin and climb of the awning, getting complaints from a seller. I roll my eyes and walk in to an alleyway.
I take out Rajah. "Are you okay?" I ask. He nods and licks his paw. "I got us some food. Nice warm bread."
I break them into two slices, laying one down for Rajah and holding mine up to my mouth. Then I look over and lower it.
There are two kids, searching through the garbage. They look over and see me, and I instinctively look down. Then I get up and walk to them. The little girl holds her brother away, but I kneel and hold my food out. "Here. Go on, take it." They still look scared, so I say, "It's okay, I won't bite." The girl giggles and take the food. I hug her and when I stand up I see a group of people have gathered around the opening of the alley. I walk over, with Rajah by my side.
A huge carriage is riding through the road, white with matching horses. It's amazing, but I wonder who's in it.
"Another suitor for the prince." a man whispers to his friend. I forgot with all my troubles the prince is supposed to get married.
I watch in awe for a second until I hear giggling. I know that giggling.
I rush out to the road and catch the whip on my wrist before it can hit the little girl. "Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!"
Suddenly the carriage door opened and a princess flounced out, wearing long, flowing purple robes. "You dare insult me?"
"Yes! Just because you're a princess doesn't mean you can whip anyone you want!" I say back to her.
"Why, you-" the princess pushes me back into a puddle of mud, and the whole town laughs. She smiles and gracefully goes back into her carriage, but before she gets back in, I say:
"Hey, look at that everyone! It's not everyday you see a dog get pulled around in a carriage!"
Everyone laughs at my insult, and the princess looks back at me and says, "Next time you see me, I will be standing on the balcony with the prince! And you will be watching, surrounded by your pile of fleas!" She climbs back into the carriage and it rides away. I run after her, but when I catch up, the gates to the palace close. I hit my hands against the gates, but it doesn't help.
She will always think low of me.
I look back at the gates and sigh angrily. "You won't be at the balcony! And I don't have a pile of fleas!" I start scratching, then stop and look at my hands. I close my eyes and tell Rajah, "Let's get out of here."
On the way home, I suddenly start singing.
Riff Raff
Street Rat!
I don't buy that.
If only they'd look closer,
I stop singing as fast as I started and walk quietly. I just needed some quiet time.
When I get home, I start singing again.
Would they see a poor girl?
No siree.
They'd find out
There's so much more
To me.
I sit down on my ledge and sigh. "Someday, that's were we'll live. In a palace." I tell Rajah. He purrs. "With the prince. I wonder what he's like. Oh well." I pick up Rajah and pet him. I yawn.
"I guess I'll never know."