So, sorry, you guys. I know I should be writing the next chapter of "I'm Not Gone Forever, but, hey! You can't blame me! Blame my muse: Harold the Grape. Don't ask.

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Chapter 1: Girl Problems

Third Person

Percy was busy. He was training on the Argo. With both water and Riptide at the same time. He was almost done beating the crap out of a training dummy, but the rest of the boys on the Argo came to interrupt him. No one should interrupt Percy when he's training. Seriously.

Leo, Jason, and Frank were just staring at Percy, guilty looks across their faces. Percy turned around.

"What? Do you need something? I'm kinda busy."

Leo responded. "Erm...Well, you see, ... We kinda need some ... Girl advice. Sorry."

Percy understood perfectly. "So, you two don't know how to tell your girls you like them.," he stated, pointing to frank and Jason. "And you don't know how to find a girl. " he said, pointing to Leo.

The three boys nodded, looking up at Percy [In my world Jason is shorter than Percy. Deal with it.] with big eyes.

Percy sighed. He swung Riptide over his shoulder, and walked to the lower deck where the girls' rooms were.

"First, we deal with you ." Percy pointed to Jason. He casually skipped. Yes, skipped. Up to Piper's door, and knocked loudly. Piper opened the door.

"JASON WANTS TO KISS YOUR FACE!" Percy yelled, shoving a very red Jason up to a blushing Piper, and gently bashing their lips on each other.

"Now, it's your turn. " he said pointing to Frank. Percy went door. Frank silently pleaded to the gods to stop this. This was what he got for interrupting Percy's training session.

Percy knocked a little bit softer this time.

" FRANK WANTS TO KISS YOUR FACE!" He yelled once more shoving two people together. Frank and Hazel kissed for all of two seconds, before pulling away, looking like two tomatoes.

"And you." Percy pointed to Leo.

Leo gulped. Percy went up to him. Percy grabbed a hold of Leo's shoulders, and shook him, screaming, " STOP CRUSHING ON JASON'S BIG SISTER! SHE'S A HUNTER." Percy let go of Leo, as he walked up to Annabeth's door. He knocked. She answered, and pulled him in without a word. As he was being pulled away, he shouted, "YOU'RE WELCOME!"

The remaining five looked at the door wearily. Leo voiced their thoughts. "That was... Interesting."

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