Beast Boy here! Want to know my tips for bugging that kid sitting next to you at school? Or maybe your sibling?
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Tip One: Poke them and look away. It may not bother them at first, but after a few tries, they'll be fuming.
"Hey, you poked me."
"Me? No I didn't!"
(poke poke, whistle)
"Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
(poke poke poke…poke)
"AGH!"
See? I told you. (poke)
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Tip Two: Bump them in the halls… A lot.
"Whoops I'm sorry. (bump) Whoops I'm sorry. (bump) Whoops I'm sorry." (bump)
"Stop that!"
Oh, yeah. I'm the master.
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Tip Three: Push their binder off the table. Mess with their stuff. Blah, blah, blah.
(push)
"Hey. What was that for?"
"Oh, my mistake."
(steal pencil)
"OMG!"
(laughing hysterically) I love that part!
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Tip Four: Flick their pen or pencil while they're writing.
(flick) "Hahaha! Made you mess up!
"Look, kid. My dad is the principal."
Uh-oh.
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Tip Five: Know who you're picking on.
"Where you picking on my child?" Answer the question!"
Well dude, no one ever does answer the question.
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Hope that helps ya.
"Get back here ya crazy kid!"
Gotta go! Principal chasing me out of state! (more like out of country)
From the Author: My last Teen Titans story received some rude remarks. That's why I am no longer posting it on this site. No one appreciates rude comments. It ruined my day, so if you have issues with the fanfic. Consider the author's feelings and do it gently. Thank you!