If you were to ask anyone to describe Uzumaki Naruto in two words, their automatic response would be, Sex God.
I mean seriously what person could resist, a mope of sunshine locks, soul piercing blue eyes and a deliciously well toned body. It practically oozed 'Sex God' material.
…What? Come on. Don't pull that face at me! Okay maybe I exaggerated, just a little bit… Fine! By a little bit I mean a load…
I guess I better introduce myself then, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, also known as the number one loud mouth, hyperactive, prankster of KHS. I guess your wondering what KHS is. Well KHS, also known as Konoha High School, is the school I'm currently attending. I'm in my final year at the moment, thank god, I mean seriously there is only so much writing, studying and learning one can take.
Anyway, as I was saying, at the moment I am seventeen, and totally available if your interested! I might as well tell you about myself I guess, let's see... Ah! I know, my favorite food is ramen. No seriously if you want to get to know me, you must know that one little fact. I mean ramen... I don't even know where to get started; all you should know though is that I adore it.
I mean I would eat it for every meal if I could. Enough about food though, I also love music, partying, sports and my friends. I think my close friends are what keep me sane half the time. Let's see, there is Iruka, he is more of a guardian though. Kakashi, well let's just say he provides me loads of free porn, and what real teacher wouldn't do that? Sakura, she is someone I've known since I started High School, and she has been a great friend. I mean I have loads of fun hanging out with Sakura, what's better is she is really hot, but strong, like a man trapped in a woman's body type of thing, haha.
Then there is Sasuke, the biggest asshole that reined the earth, and who currently fulfils the position of my best friend.
I guess your wondering why I'm friends with someone who obviously has a nine inch stick shoved up their ass. Well I've known Sasuke, since well forever. We meet when we were pretty young, and seeing as we both have the same family situation, if that's what you would call it, we seem to share a connection of some sort. Sasuke has always been there for me you know? He is practically my family, he has always been there to protect me, support me – everything!
Well he is the closet thing I have a family, aside from Iruka and Kakashi. You see I don't have any biological family left anymore, making me an orphan. From what I was told my mother died days after giving birth to me, some complication to the pregnancy or something. My father also died a few months after her; he was killed in a work incident though. Iruka told me my father was a kind a rescue mission; he was shot, and unable to be revived.
Sasuke too is like me in that sense. He has no family either, well apart from his older brother. Sasuke told me to swear I would never mention this to anyone, you see his while family was murdered. Not by some psycho chainsaw wielding manic like you see in those horror films though, but by his older brother. It's pretty creepy if you ask me. What makes matters worse is that Sasuke had walked in on the act! Luckly he reacted in time and called the cops when he did otherwise I doubt I would be seeing that bastards pretty face today.
Wow. I just noticed I seem to think a lot about Sasuke. This is like the sixth time today I have caught him on my mind. Seeing as we are one the topic of that rich bastard, I guess I might as well tell you this. Lately Sasuke has been acting strangely… I dunno something is defiantly up. Like just yesterday, I was eating this ice block right? Anyway I like to take my time, you know, savour the flavour and all. So I'm sitting at our bench at school, casually licking my ice block, even sucking on the end to make sure no juices spill. When I look up and see Sasuke, and man you should have seen him! His eye was twitching like crazy, and he had this creepy look like you see on the discovery channel, you know that one the lions give their pray before they pounce at it? Yeah he was giving me that look.
That's not all though, a few days before that we were wrestling around his house, because that's just something we do. Sasuke suddenly pins me down, stupid bastard weighs a tone by the way, but instead of getting off like normal he just sits there. Now that's not all, he then slowly leans down, basically until his mouth is right next to my ear. I can feel his breathe running down my neck at that point, his mouth is so close by this point. Naturally I'm breathing heavily, I mean seriously wouldn't you be? He then whispers 'Dobe' in that smartass, superior tone of his, before quickly getting up and walking into the kitchen. I mean… What. The. Fuck.
Yeah I really just don't get what is his problem lately, but I tell you now, I am so going to find out, and that's a promise. And I don't back down on my promises!
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This is my first time writing a Fanfic, so please review! This is just the prologue, if there is enough reviews, I will plan to write more. Just tell me what you think, nothing to harsh thankyou c: