Home Sweet Home, It's a Bloody Dump!, a parodies and spoofs fanfic

Home Sweet Home, It's such a Bloody Dump!

Characters: Blagnarok, Emperor Zarg and Platonia.

Disclaimer: None needed this is all my imagination. :)

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Prolouge

Blagnarok had had a strange encouter on Earth, now he returned to his home of Sankop 5, the fifth and only habital moon of the gas planet Sankop. Little did he know a war had taken pplace over the light years he had been gone. This story is about the aftermath of the war...

Blagnarok

Ahh it's good to be hom- What the?

It's a bloody dump! Where's the Emperor?

(Blagnarok marches up the half destroyed steps of the palace.

Emperor Zarg

Blagnarok! How nice to see you again, as you can see the place is in need of some repair.

You see when you left a war began between us and the Zankoparts of Zinkon 12.

I have ended the war by capturing the infamous ruler Platonia.

Blagnarok

Yeah don't need your bloody life story.

Just here borrow this 2 million star bucks and get the palace repaired at least.

Platonia

I will break out and kill you all, stupid ba-

Blagnarok

(Punches Platonia)

Shut the hell up! I've got a bloody migraine, anyway I'm off this place is such a bloody dump Jesus Christ man what were you thinking? A war with the Zankoparts? What was it over?

Emperor Zarg

Well cheese actually.

Blagnarok

So the bloody planet's been destroyed for cheese? Millions are dead for cheese? You ARE a stupid tw**.

(Blagnarok gets thrown in the cells)

Great...

Find out what happens next in Stupid Bloody Emperor Not Fit To Rule a Cabbage...