A/N I own none of dis only the story *walks away disappointed*
Link: FINALLY im at Ganondorf!
Saria: *walking into his house* hey link whats that?
Link: a 3ds I'm playing legend of Zelda ocarina of time *takes out ocarina of time smiling evily* IM PLAYING MY OWN GAME!
Saria: *eyes grow big* hmm can I play?
Link: HECK NO WOMAN!
Saria: O: aww
Link: unless you pay me 40 rubees for a shield
Saria: fine *takes out two red rubees*
Link: NOT HERE in the game! *hands 3ds while smiling evily still*
Saria: i. hate. You. *takes 3ds and starts playing*
2 days later
Saria: ?
Link: *sigh* yes?
Saria: how do I move?
Link: *takes out kokiri sword and stabs self*
Saria: oh that's how you move *ignores link corpse*
1 week later
Saria: ?
Link: …
Saria: ?
Link: *slaps self*
Saria: !
Link: WHAT!
Saria: how do you move?
Link: *slaps saria*
Saria: I feel nothing :P
Link: *bangs head against wall*
Saria: LINK LOOKS ITS ME!
Link: so?
Saria: I hated that tunic I wore
Link: oh my goddess
Saria: GASP! YOU SAID GOD! *POINTING*
Link: I said goddess
Saria: so? Close enough
Link: my god
Saria: GASP! YOU SAID GODDESS!
Link: saria?
Saria: yes?
Link: you are an idiot
Saria: and I like you
Link: eh?
Saria: er I meant I like this games heh heh *sweating*
Link: hmm ok …
Saria: !
Link: y- *stopped by saria hugging him*
Saria: that bug bit me!
Link: my god *steps on it*
Saria: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
SEVERAL WEEKS LATER
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to keep it I named it bill
Link: *stabs self again*
The end
A/N plz review