-"Go out with me?"
-"No"
-"Why not?"
-"I don't know"
-"Well, then you can go out with me, if you don't have a reason against it..."
-"But I won't"
-"Come on Evans, it's just one date!"
-"Yeah, one date too much"
-"But you'd like to"
-"No"
-"I love you"
-"You don't"
-"Sure!"
-"No, you don't. You tell it to every girl trying to make her go out with you"
-"That's not true! Who told you?"
-"Severus, and of course it's true"
-"You believe more in he than in me?"
-"Sure, he isn't such an idiot as you"
-"He called you mudblood!"
-"And if?"
-"He did! Admit you're angry about that!"
...
-"Admit it!"
-"Okay, I am angry about it and he's a fucking deatheater and I hate him for being like he is. Pleased?"
-"Totally"
-"You're an arse, you know?"
-"But a charming arse"
-"That's what you think"
-"What?"
-"You know what i mean"
-"No, I don't"
-"You're insulting every girl a little and think they like you for that, but most are only happy to get your attention cause you are the quidditch star! And in your selfloving kind, you don't even realize that not everybody loves you!"
-"But you do"
-"You are so-"
-"Charming? Polite? Cute? Pretty?"
-"UNBELIEVABLE!"
...
...
-"Lily, come back!"
-"No!"
-"Turn around"
-"No"
-"Then I'll do it from behind"
-"What?"
-"Hugging you"
-"Don't even try!"
...
-"I said you shouldn't do it! Keep away from me!"
-"No"
-"Leave me alone!"
-"If you kiss me!"
-"Never"
