A/N: Hya! It's Vivi. Here again with another fic. It's kinda sucky. But it's the first Danny Phantom Simpsons crossover! My two favorite cartoons as one! So…yeah. I only posted it to see if anyone liked it or not. Happy Reading!

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or the Simpsons. When that day comes you will all get an email.

Simpsonize Me

Some random castle in Wisconsin…

Two men were in a room. Actually three, but the third one didn't really matter to the first two.

"Are you sure this… Inviso-Bill even exists?" asked the first man, who I might add is very, very rich. Not to mention incredibly old. "I am not about to invest my fortune on some… urban legend nonsense."

"Sir," interrupted the unimportant third man, "I think that-"

"Silence, Smithers! For the love of Satan you cannot even let a man speak!"

"Now, now," said the smooth tenor voice of the second man whose fortune could only compare with that of the first one "My plan is foolproof. All we need is someone to get close to his human side. I'm not asking you for money, all I need is a blue-collar worker and his family. If the plan succeeds-which it will- I will owe you a huge favor."

The first man touched the fingers of his hands to each other as his trademark sign of satisfaction.

"Excellent…"

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It was just another boring, lazy day in the small town of Amity Park, Illinois. Our heroes were trapped in the government brainwashing facility, (to which society has come to know as "school") silently and slowly but surely going insane as the bald, overweight English teacher droned on and on about Shakespeare…or something.

Danny looked over at his two best friends-a techno geek and a Goth girl- and mouthed, 'This is so boring!'

His friends could only morbidly nod in agreement.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door and Mr. Lancer answered it. He seemed to start talking to someone outside and everyone else took advantage of that fact and started to whisper amongst themselves. Unfortunately the opportunity was very brief as Mr. Lancer stuck and yelled at them to be quiet. He remained outside for a few seconds before coming back in with a girl.

And she was one of the most beautiful girls most of the guys in there had seen.

Her most noticeable trait was her chin length silky blonde hair which was cut in spiky-ish layers with green highlights. Her eyes were a dark forest green with just a hint of eyeliner on them. She was wearing a zipped up bright red-orange jacket, blue skinny jeans and black Converse.

"Class, this is our new student Lisa Simpson." He gestured towards Lisa who waved timidly in response. "Lisa, you're here from…?"

"Springfield," she answered, "it's across the state." Her voice was high pitched, like a child's.

Sam scowled. She hated herself for being such a judgmental person but it was just in her character. Great, just what this school needs. More preps.

"Alright, well why don't you go sit at that empty desk on back of the classrooms we can resume instruction."

Lisa nodded and walked down the aisle and was completely oblivious to the guys left drooling at her wake.

After a few minutes Danny, Sam and Tucker started passing notes.

Guys, check out the new girl. *drools*Isn't she gorgeous?

Whatever, Danny! She is so obviously a Barbie doll clone.

Oooo… Sam's jealous!

Shut up, Tucker!

Uh, Sam? Weren't you the one who said not to judge a book by its cover?

Er, what he said!

Come on, guys! She's probably a rich, conceited bitch whose daddy buys her whatever the hell she wants!

Says the filthy rich Goth girl.

Do you have a death wish?

Sam, can you stop it with the threats now? I'm getting disturbing images…

Just then the bell rang signaling the end of the period and the beginning of lunch. A.K.A. the only break of the day.

The trio got their usual lunch: Danny a regular cheeseburger, Sam a salad and Tucker a massive tray of meat. Then they walked over to their regular table in the corner of the cafeteria only to be surprised by a certain Lisa Simpson already sitting there.

Sam fake-coughed and Lisa looked up from her tofu sandwich (but Sam didn't know it was tofu). "Oh I'm sorry. Is this your table?" she asked.

"Yes and-"

"We wouldn't mind you sitting here!" Danny interrupted Sam. The threesome then sat down.

It was then when Sam noticed that Lisa had taken her jacket off and tied it around her waist reveling a white t-shirt with the words 'Green Peace' on it.

Lisa took this awkward silence as an opportunity to speak."Sorry, I didn't get a chance to formally introduce myself. My name is Lisa Simpson and I moved here from Springfield."

"Yeah, we know." Danny said, blushing "You're in our English class. Anyway, I'm Danny Fenton." Danny shook Lisa's hand, still blushing.

"And I'm Tucker Foley. T.F. for too fine."

Lisa chuckled. "That's easily got to be the cheesiest pick-up line I've ever heard. And I've heard a lot of cheesy pick-up lines."

"Don't mind him," Sam said "He thinks he's a ladies' man. I'm Sam Manson. Obviously I'm Goth; and I'm an ultra-recyclo vegetarian."

"Oh, well- wait, what? You're a vegetarian? So am I!" Lisa exclaimed.

"Really? So what's with the, uh..."

"It's tofu."

"Awesome!"

"Yeah, awesome. And I'm assuming that "ultra-recyclo" means that you're an environmentalist, right?"

"Exactly."

Tucker slapped his forehead."Great now we have two veggie freaks on our table. I'll never hear the end of "omg, the poor animals didn't want to get killed!"!"

Sam crossed her arms and smirked."Damn straight."

Lisa smiled as she thought, Wow, my first day here and I already have new friends! Just wait 'til I tell mom and dad!

Paulina just happened to be strutting by while the group started talking about school, friends and other teenage stuff.

"Oh you're the new girl," Lisa was about to say something but Paulina interrupted her "why are you sitting with these losers? Why don't you go sit with my group." She said gesturing towards the A-list table.

Lisa cocked an eyebrow as she looked past Paulina at the popular table filled with jocks and cheerleaders. She then looked at her new friends who all had fallen faces.

"Paulina's right Lisa," said Danny sadly, "You belong over there, not here with us losers."

There was an awkward silence before Lisa said, "I would, but I'm pretty sure I belong here. And there are many reasons for that." she said looking at Paulina.

"Oh, yeah? Like what?"

"Well, let's see: I play the saxophone so I'm a band geek, I'm a straight-A student so I'm a nerd, I read a lot so I am a bookworm, and I'm an environmental freak like Sam here."

Paulina stood there with her mouth hung open for a few more seconds before regaining her composure."Fine. We don't want a loser in our table." And with that she left.

Everyone smiled. A comfortable silence settled on the table as they re-arranged their thoughts. It didn't last long, though as Danny turned to Lisa and started to speak…

"Uh, Lisa? Can I ask you something?" she nodded, urging him to go on.

Sam's face burned in rage; she knew where this was going.

"W-would you like to go out with me sometime?" he asked nervously.

"Aw, Danny. I would love to but unfortunately I already have a boyfriend at home." Lisa flinched "And ya might wanna look behind you."

Danny, still sadden by his rejection, looked behind him and came face-to-face with an 16 year old-ish guy with spiky blonde hair, narrowed hazel eyes and a look that screamed over-protective brother.

"I'm Bart Simpson, Who the hell are you?"

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A/N: So ends the first chapter of Simpsonize Me. REVIEW! Here are some things to think about while reviewing: Did it suck? Was it good? Is this a good crossover idea? What about the title? Should I delete it? SHOULD I ABONDON FANFICTOIN FOREVER? Opinions are greatly accepted, my fellow Simpson fans. Hope you enjoyed it. Until the next chapter and/or story!

-Vivi