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READ ME FIRST!: Eric has just returned from a business trip in L.A., && Kyle can't think of a better way of expressing just HOW much he's been missing him ... ;) XXX AHEAD! (oral)


The drive to the airport was beyond excruciating; the past forty-five minutes of driving to the Denver International Airport felt like it was taking forty-five hours, not to mention driving after 9PM was doing nothing to help his current anxiety. The first trip to the airport exactly one month ago felt like they arrived at that same destination within a few minutes, so for Kyle, this time, he couldn't wait to get to this airport and pick up his significant other, namely Eric-effing-Cartman.

He and Eric have been separated for a month on business; Kyle was astonished when Eric informed him as soon as he learned he'll be away from their cozy home in Centennial, CO, to Los Angeles for work for thirty days. Thankfully, the transfer wasn't permanent, and after, he won't be expected to return unless absolutely necessary. If the transfer was permanent, neither would know what to do. Sometimes, he cursed his boyfriend for being so naturally skilled at business-marketing, but Kyle resolved with himself that Eric probably never lost his dream to gain ten million dollars, despite how unreasonable it may sound now as adults.

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When he saw the airport was in view at long last, it all hit him that he'll finally be back with his boyfriend indefinitely after a solid month of hours-long phone conversations, periodic text messaging throughout the days, the occasional late-night phone sex sessions, and some sexting, of course. The butterflies started fluttering in his stomach, and he could feel himself bouncing in his seat with joy.

As he made his exit to the airport, he alerted himself to pay attention to the terminal signs and directions; the last thing he wanted was to get himself lost trying to find the right terminal, without even setting foot out of the car, especially when he wanted to see Eric as soon as he arrived from his flight. He reviewed his note, which had Eric's flight info he sent to him the night prior, numerous times throughout the drive, making sure he was driving towards the right terminal, the right parking lot, he wanted to be sure he knew exactly where he was at all times, or he'd never hear the end of Eric's teasing.

Stepping out of his silver compact hybrid, he looked around to find what lot number he was at, knowing he was parked a good three floors up. "Lot K, … third floor. Got it." he verbally noted to himself. Now that he was parked and about to walk into the terminal, the butterflies started to kick in again, and Kyle had to give himself a second to compose himself. Taking in one deep breath, he felt his nerves calm, and he walked to the elevator, pressed the GROUND button, and felt the elevator descend to the main level to the airport, to his Eric.

Upon entering the terminal, Concourse B, Kyle was completely focused on one task, and one task only, to find the airline timetables which would point him in the correct direction to where he would find his beau. Looking back on his note, he found the corresponding flight number, matching up his info in his hand, and anxiously read on to find which concourse he needed to find, and checking if there were any delays, or worse, was cancelled. Concourse B, Gate 42, ARRIVED … I still can't believe this is finally it!, Kyle thought to himself. He pulled myself away from the hustle and bustle, and complete chaos that is Denver International Airport, and sprinted towards Gate B42.

Thankfully, as soon as he made his destination, he saw he wasn't too late, judging by the crowds anxiously waiting to greet their loved ones or colleagues waiting to meet their new transfer, much like Eric had to go through one month prior. Kyle pushed and shoved his way to try and get a better spot, for he wanted Eric to see him as soon as he stepped off his plane, and wanted to see Eric immediately after being separated for so long.

If anyone would have told him that being apart from Eric for one month would make him go this crazy, he'd laugh at this moron, and tell them how retarded that statement was. Kyle always valued his independence, but, low and behold, being away from Eric was more than torturous; it was inhumane for his liking. As Kyle began to get impatient, he noticed the gate opening, and people previously on the plane pouring out. Watching all people file out of the plane was making Kyle more than antsy, especially since he wasn't seeing who he needed to see. The crowds quickly started dispersing, making his move to the front much easier, and he wasted no time making his move. Not a moment later, he saw the one person he has been looking for, for whom he made this trek to this anarchic airport. Looking a bit haggard stepping off the plane, Eric immediately looking to Kyle's direction, and undoubtedly, his azure blue eyes lit up, looking into Kyle's stunned emerald eyes. Within that second, Kyle's face lit up like no other, and he ran to Eric's arms. Eric instantly dropped his bags, not caring about its contents' safety no more, and embraced his boyfriend, not wanting to ever let go.

oOoOo

After going through baggage claim, catching Eric up on what has occurred while he was away, and listening to Eric's anecdotes from his trip in Los Angeles, Eric couldn't be more ready to go back home to his Kyle and their not-really-so-humble adobe outside Denver, where they didn't have to deal with the drama of living in the big city. Sure, the commute can be a bitch most days, but coming back home to Kyle always made it worth it to Eric in the end. As soon as they reached the third floor of Lot K, Kyle made a weird suggestion that Eric drive, at least midway back home; Eric felt beyond exhausted, but was willing to humor his Jew, since he could see the sparkle of a somewhat ulterior motive in those brilliant green eyes.

Pulling out of the parking lot, and driving back to Centennial, Eric felt his exhaustion began to creep up on him, with the streetlights and virtually no traffic lulling him to a slight hypnosis of being back home, driving down the familiar freeway. Not even noticing that Kyle quickly climbed out of his seat, he quickly caught the dozing brunette's attention when he softly kissed Eric's cheek, lingering his lips near Eric's ear. "I've missed you so much while you were gone, babe … " Kyle whispered sensually, nuzzling his face in Eric's hair, inhaling its scent. Eric could only smirk and grabbed Kyle's hand with his free hand, intertwining his fingers with Kyle's as he responded, "I missed you, too. You have no idea how badly I missed sleeping in our bed." Kyle smiled in response to Eric's affectionate reply, and couldn't resist this opportunity to take things a little further. Kyle huskily whispered, "mm, I bet. But I want to show you just how badly I've been missing you while you were gone." Letting his voice trail off, he began lightly nipping the brunette's neck, reveling in that surprised gasp of his boyfriend.

Having enough fun teasing him and listening to his gasps and sharp inhales, Kyle decided to kick things up a notch and started gingerly undoing Eric's zipper after letting go of Eric's hand. "Wha- What are you doing?" Eric questioned, his voice already reduced to breathy whispers, his eyes already dark and hazy with lust. Kyle made no reply when he undid Eric's pants, and found what he was reaching for. Seeing Eric's member for the first time since their last rendezvous before he left for L.A., not including the dirty pictures they sent to each other during that month, made Kyle's mouth water at the sight of it. It was still somewhat soft, but was starting to grow in his hand with his earlier actions; looking at his boyfriend, Kyle could tell that he was trying so hard to focus on driving and getting to their destination safe, but that's what made this idea so appealing, especially hearing his shallow breaths and moans as he worked him, just like before.

Starting first at a slow pace, gradually moving faster at his discretion, Kyle began pumping Eric's cock. Eric gasped at the sudden turn of events happening to him; since when was Kyle so adventurous? Though, it's not as if he was complaining, not in the least. In fact, he was finding that he really likes this side of Kyle, and hoped it'd make an appearance in their lives more often.

After Kyle felt Eric's length grow to his satisfaction, he dipped his head down beneath Eric's arms, to where his engorged member was erected proudly, sweating precious beads of pre-cum. Kyle was compelled to first lick off some of that precious fluid, and savor its salty taste. As Kyle began to bob his head up and down, teasing his tip with his talented tongue at every ascent, Eric felt his eyes roll back in his head, groaning loudly at the immense pleasure his redhead was giving him. "Eyes on the road," was all Kyle darkly instructed as he went back to work on Eric's cock. Feeling bested, he could only oblige, focusing again on the road, quickly setting the car to cruise control, but keeping his hand on the back of Kyle's head, fingers intertwined with those fiery red curls he adores so much, relishing in Kyle's ministrations.

Kyle continued, suckling and devouring his cock like he has been wanting to do since the day he left for California. Kyle couldn't get enough of Eric; his musk, his taste, his shallow breathing, his soft moans, his hand gripping on his curls, encouraging him to not stop. He began to feel the strain of his own cock, neglected in his pants, but he wasn't concerned about that now. This is Eric's time, and they both can fix that later tonight when they get home. If Eric's grip on Kyle's hair was any indicator, it would definitely signify that he was getting close; it never took long for Kyle to get Eric to this state, and when he did, he couldn't help but revel in the fact that he can bring his boyfriend to this state.

"Oh, God, Kahl … yes … just like that … " Eric softly groaned, bucking against Kyle's mouth; thankfully for both, the Jew's gag reflex was not sensitive and not easily provoked, a fact Eric used to his advantage any chance he got. Kyle didn't slow his pace, only working faster, sucking violently, until he broke his pace to swirl his tongue around Eric's tip, to build back his previous pace, leaving Eric gasping for breath, feeling his orgasm reach its peak. It wasn't till Eric felt Kyle swallow around his length that he felt pushed over the edge.

"FUCK, … YES!, KAHL!" Eric screamed, his orgasm coming in steady streams into Kyle's waiting mouth, which he did not hesitate to devour. With his cock growing softer, Kyle licked him clean; making sure there was no evidential residue, he then tucked away his cock while Eric pulled over, still out of breath and reeling from his sexual high. "Goddamn, Jew … I should … go away … on business … more often," Eric panted, looking over at his talented lover, a smirk on his lips. Kyle only let out a sensual chuckle, leaned over, and passionately kissed Eric, who gladly returned the kiss.

Breaking the kiss after a few minutes, Kyle smiled, "Alright. Now it's my turn to drive, and for you to rest up! I want you to have some energy left for later tonight, 'cause I'm not done with you just yet." With a quick wink and peck, Kyle hopped out of the car, leaving Eric stunned in the driver seat.

This is gonna be one long night, … and I can't wait, already!


COMMENTARY: Sooo, this is my very first attempt at a Kyman, let alone a lemon, period! Ive been wanting to contribute for a while, but always sussed myself out of it; however, since I can never get enough of this pairing, I figured I wanna join in on all the funz! :) LOL! this def turned out a lot longer than originally intended, but it hit all the marks I wanted to hit when I signed up for this, so I hope all you readers enjoyed it, cuz I really did learn something today: its a hell of a lot easier (&& funner) to read these than it is to write these :P mad respect to all your fellow authors! thank you all && hope you guys tune in for some more one-shots when they start churning out

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PS – this piece is part of a series of one-shots, based on the anyday anecdotes that go on in Kyle && Cartmans lives (typically as adults, unless noted otherwise); not all will be lemons, I imagine, but at least 90% will ;) there is no chronological order or timeline order to these, so basically whatever whim Im in the mood for LOL! this, so far, is the first, but I have a notebook filled with ideas by now; hope you all enjoyed, && will continue reading as I submit! THANK YOOOUUZ!